| 1 | "In school, I got a lot of Ds." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 2 | "I don't suck, I'm playing Any%." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 3 | "An eagle came through my window." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 4 | "Stab the door guys, it's being bad." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 5 | "Don't add quotes I never said!" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 6 | "We were too high. #420" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 7 | "69 Stars, HEHEHE" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 8 | "There is an Eiffel Tower in my pants OpieOP " - Gamefandan 2014 |
| 9 | "I would mod airball, but it's airball DansGame " - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 10 | "I don't fucking swear guys!" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 11 | "It went thraight strough the wall!" - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 12 | 'Because you can't chew it and you can't swallow it, you just spit out that ball of something' - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 13 | "That quote is so untrue." - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 14 | "Stop quoting me, guys!" - Okikurume, 2014 |
| 15 | "I'm pregnant." - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 16 | "I'm not saying what you are telling me to say" - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 17 | "Okay, so this door apparently kills us." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 18 | "If you die, I'm throwing this coffee in your face." - Snowman, 2015 |
| 19 | "Your mum is 50/50. OpieOP " - TheEpicFlame 2014 |
| 20 | "I don't need to read the dialogues, I'm fine." -360Chrism, 30 minutes into his blind DK64 101%, 2014 |
| 21 | "You can't grab other kong's bananas" Connor75, 2014 |
| 22 | "He's naked. Buuuuuuut naked" - Chris 2014 |
| 23 | "I really want to go for that wank on the beach right now" Midni9ht, 2014 |
| 24 | "OKI'S HERE?! WHERE IS HE?" - Okikurume, 2014 |
| 25 | "The game crashed right after Oki's raid. Coincidence? I think not." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 26 | |
| 27 | "What does the D stand for?" -360Chrism, 2014 |
| 28 | "#idontcareitismychannel" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 29 | "I think YoPookie can handle more D's than just 2" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 30 | "Why do I have to pee again? That's the real question here." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 31 | "My apartment smells so good right now!" - 360chrism 2014 |
| 32 | "I slept eleventeen hours." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 33 | "LET ME LIVE MY DREAM TO BE THE BIGGEST D" - Elyriasx, 2014 |
| 34 | "Gotta wear a seat belt, don't wanna go too fast ;) " - Chrism, 2014 |
| 35 | "Believe in young Tom Cruise IKireyigasmi" - Schleuderbeutel, 2014 |
| 36 | "Use me, Drastnikov." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 37 | "Next grand star I have to switch starbits" - Chris 2014 |
| 38 | "I'm checking pornhub for research reasons, guys." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 39 | "I will go to the toilet and grab a drink.." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 40 | "Who pays for porn? Please." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 41 | "Just blame Snowman for everything." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 42 | "I'm a serious person what do you aspect SwiftRage " - Juniseven17, 2014 |
| 43 | "Don't touch my your my pie!" - Midni9ht, 2014 |
| 44 | "You're doing very well." - GLaDOS, 2014 |
| 45 | "Where's the second hole?" -360Chrism, 2014 |
| 46 | "The cake is a lie. Was that Mario?" -Chrism 2014 |
| 47 | "Diven" - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 48 | "Dude, Dennis, be a loner and cover your boner!" - Chrism via Midni9ht's fan fic, 2014 |
| 49 | "Don't be sad, have a baguette!" - Midni9ht, 2014 |
| 50 | "I'd touch Chris's butt for sure." - Lincuxe, 2014 |
| 51 | "You don't wear hats on your butt" - LaserTG, 2014 |
| 52 | "Hide the gayseed" - Midnight 2014 |
| 53 | "It's not called 'Get squished 2' It's called 'Portal 2' Kappa " - Project127, 2014 |
| 54 | "chrism is the best! chrisKiss " - Quoconut, 2014 |
| 55 | "Microsoft is stupid." - SirStendec, 2015 |
| 56 | "as german, everyone is your neighbour, but no one is your friend." - Fightingnemo 2015 |
| 57 | "guyz we need to find quotes NOW" - Pookie 2015 |
| 58 | "I tried to hit grandma with the boomerang, but it didn't work." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 59 | "Hey, Chrism!" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 60 | "I know I'm pretty, but..." -360Chrism 2015 |
| 61 | "I just ate chickpeas and beans two days in a row, I can't stop farting, my ass is a wind turbine PogChamp " - 2eme4ever, 2015 |
| 62 | "Something tells me I'm stupid!" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 63 | "Oh dang, Pooptown Castle isn't an actual place!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 64 | "Oh look, it's Ganondorf........ you're fugly." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 65 | "Heh... 'erected', heh." - 420Chrism, 2015 |
| 66 | "It's so unrealistic." - Guy Who Regularly Plays A Game Where A Goddamn Plumber Flies Through Space To Beat Up A Turtle, 2015 |
| 67 | "Be right back, going to put toast in the toaster" - Chris 2015 |
| 68 | "Can I use Rosalina in Hyrule Warriors?" -Chris 2015 |
| 69 | "Guys it won't go bad it'll just get harder and harder. *Whispers into the mic* It'll get harder guys." - 360Chrism 2015 |
| 70 | "Unfollowed. Unsubscribed. Cache Cleared. Reinstalled Windows." - timepast, 2015 |
| 71 | "Who plays videogames when you're 20 years old? That's so childish!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 72 | "Sometimes you just have to punch the wall" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 73 | "That was my hole" -360chrism 2015 |
| 74 | ''as a meme lord i love all my subject as they are but sometime just sometime i wonder what if i wasnt a meme lord were would be those lost souls'' - YoPookie 2015 |
| 75 | "Aw, we would have survived everything! That's boring." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 76 | "I don't think at all." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 77 | "This looks suspicious, man! Let's bomb it!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 78 | "Where is a hot girl when you need it?" - Chris, 2015 |
| 79 | "Well Nintendo is a Japanese company. Japanese love testicles" - JasonJJ17, 2015 |
| 80 | "Alright, let me look at his body parts." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 81 | "I did it. I did a Zeldo." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 82 | "American football is weird. You should call it wrestling with an egg." -Chrism 2015 |
| 83 | "It's not late; it's 5am." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 84 | "Why rage when you can also not rage" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 85 | "sea sponges can live for up to like a thousand years or something dont quote me on that" - HarpoTheSquid, 2015 |
| 86 | "I'm saving time on every single split! Except for the splits where I'm losing time." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 87 | "I can't get it up anymore" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 88 | "I always look drained because I work out and stuff" -Chrism 2015 |
| 89 | "Does anyone here have plans for Valentine's-related stuff? Wait, what am I talking about, we're on Twitch." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 90 | "Sometimes you gotta eat the greasy shit" -Chrism 2015 |
| 91 | "juni is a cute gril" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 92 | "why is there always a time limit" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 93 | "Na, na he blew me" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 94 | "Hey chris, hey chat....reggie from nintendo here. im glad to see you're enjoying one of our finer games, Majoras Mask 3d. And i just wanted to tell you how I appreciate you're not breaking the game like other players. thank you and game on" - Airball12, 2015 |
| 95 | "I'm becoming a weeaboo, guys." - 360Chrism-san, 2015 |
| 96 | "juni, the moderator sniper" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 97 | |
| 98 | "There's a freaking big cow....and I can't even kill it." -Chrism 2015 |
| 99 | "I always answer PMs if necessary" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 100 | "Did they actually find nemo in this movie?" - Timepast 2015 |
| 101 | "lol nemo" - TS Raid, 2015 |
| 102 | "Juni is love, Juni is life." -Zavahl 2015 |
| 103 | "I feel, I can feel how the, the healthyness, is that a word?, of this smoothie is filling my body with energy and is kicking out the bad stuff." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 104 | |
| 105 | "You can sit on chairs?!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 106 | "360Chrism? That's a boring name." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 107 | "I wish life had savestates" -Chrism 2015 |
| 108 | "We have separate health so we can lavaboost quite a lot... I'm dead." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 109 | "If we take half an hour to get this, I'm quitting Mario forever. I will eat my cartridge." - Snowman, 2015 |
| 110 | "I thought ledge grabbing only works if youre straight" - Lincuxe 2015 |
| 111 | "Doors are female...because you go in them Kappa " -360chrism 2015 |
| 112 | "We're both Wigglers! We both wiggled... together." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 113 | "Chat is weird today. And when I mean chat, I mean Juni!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 114 | "We should call him YoPuke-ie. *fistbumps self*" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 115 | "I'm a idiot" - 360chrism 2015 |
| 116 | "It was not just a toilet, it was an experience." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 117 | "You know what happens when you go to AGDQ? U GET FAMOUS" -360Chrism, 2015 |
| 118 | "D E S U" - HarpoTheSquid, 2015 |
| 119 | "I did it. I did it! ...Didn't I?" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 120 | "Geoff is in line for Double Penetration" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 121 | |
| 122 | "I have bigger boobs than Rosalina, that's all that matters right now." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 123 | "You can see me, right? Thats all that matters." -Chrism 2015 |
| 124 | "We're speedrunners, we hate our lives!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 125 | "It was pineapple, fuck you guys!" -360chrism, 2015, before he adopted the whole "ananas" thing |
| 126 | "You can win points here!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 127 | "Dude, why are you donating? Don't do that." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 128 | "Can you PM me the link in a PM?" -Chrism 2015 |
| 129 | "I used to play video games while streaming" -Chrism 2015 |
| 130 | "Put your tentacles somewhere else!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 131 | "Dang, that was like, such good movement! And then I died, which... isn't the best." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 132 | "Drast is also my favorite anime character" -Chrism 2015 |
| 133 | "You can call me god" -Chrism 2015 |
| 134 | "STUPID WIGGLER!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 135 | "Getting ready for july 4th, international juni day" -HarpoTheSquid 2015 |
| 136 | "Can I sell my farts on eBay?" - Chris, 2015 |
| 137 | "You can abuse me. I don't mind." - Chrism 2015 |
| 138 | "Would you please go in the toilet?" -Chrism 2015 |
| 139 | "Goomba porn mmm my favorite" -Chrism 2015 |
| 140 | "When I hear the jingle my hands automatically go to the split button all becoming timesave" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 141 | "The last run I did died here because i died" Chrism 2015 |
| 142 | "Feel free to shit on me" -Chrism 2013 |
| 143 | "I just wanted to sound normal..." -Chrism 2015 |
| 144 | "I just talked to the wingcap" -Chrism 2015 |
| 145 | "can you sell WRs on ebay?"-Chrism 2015 |
| 146 | "Chris is an asshole." -Stendec 2015 |
| 147 | "I've actually never seen a female" -Chrism 2015 |
| 148 | "You ruined it, airball!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 149 | "I can say the stupidest stuff today, quoteconut is ded, heh" -Chrism 2015 |
| 150 | "I'm gonna kill it. Guys, I'm gonna kill it" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 151 | "RASINSTORM BOYS" - 360chrism, 2015 [3rd 602 race] |
| 152 | "My left wrist hurts. I masturbated too much. No, just kidding, I'm right handed." -360Chrism 2015 |
| 153 | "good job pegging him in the butt to keep him from going underground" - Supreme, 2015 |
| 154 | "yea it is probably really long harpo" - Chrisoofy, 2015 |
| 155 | "I don't even know what Tumblr is, but I made an account!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 156 | "How do you go to the bathroom? I don't, I just shit my pants" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 157 | "Yeah, I'm actually Chinese, guys." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 158 | "I'll be creaming" -360chrism 2015 |
| 159 | "WHERE THE BIG BOOBS AT" - Olib40, 2015 |
| 160 | "I hate when boxes are on top of boxes" -Fuzzy 2015 |
| 161 | "This trick is stupid and should never have been found, but i love it" -360chrism 2015 |
| 162 | "If you wanna send me nudes, on snapchat, sure. Just do it." -Chrism 2015 |
| 163 | " chrisWTF im not a meme here" - Gabgab2222, 2015 |
| 164 | "0 star is stupid" -Chrism 2015 |
| 165 | "Veman, you suck man, you'll never beat my PB!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 166 | "I remain unquoted to this day. Good times." - BlazePentium, 2015 |
| 167 | "See? That's what you get for tripping. You're dead. How are you gonna explain that to your family?" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 168 | "I don't even know why Pengu is a mod, probably misclicked." - Chrism 2014 |
| 169 | "I don't even see any game sounds" - VerveMan6 2015 |
| 170 | "For a good speedrun you need good speed" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 171 | "DOWN WITH CANADA!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 172 | "Where you came from? My mothers Vagina! " Chrism 2015 |
| 173 | "Good thing I don't have friends" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 174 | "Let me just kill these innocent animals; it's what I do for a living." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 175 | "We gotta get a run going to prevent Fisherman from streaming." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 176 | "Get in my balls!" -360Chrism, approximately 1000 years after the year 1015 Anno Domini (a.k.a. Current Era) |
| 177 | "I would never reset over bad rng, you know? Who does that? WutFace " -Chrism 2015 |
| 178 | "Stendec is literally made by me, Demolition1414." SirStendec 2015 |
| 179 | "I need to save" (*Currently has 8 lives left*) - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 180 | "Stop the cock for the red coins" - Dreyrr, 2015 |
| 181 | "What do you call a group of doctors that can't do their laundry? Doctors without QUARTERS!" -SGDQ 2015 |
| 182 | "Put your feet on the table, there are people who'd like that." - Chrism @ SGDQ, 2015 |
| 183 | "Can anyone explain monkey glitch? Because I Can't." - Chrism @ SGDQ 2015 |
| 184 | "Speedrunning sucks in general" - Chrism 2015 |
| 185 | "Get in there,GET IN THERE!" -360Chrism 2015 |
| 186 | "I'm a meme! yay!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 187 | "Now the real hard stuff, LIKE MY PENIS" - Chrism 2015 |
| 188 | "no offense, but your accent sounds german" - romscout, addressing a German, 2015 |
| 189 | "how does Quoteconut record quotes? Does is just take anything that was said in the chat ever?" - Mochtroidprime 2015 |
| 190 | "What is your name chris" - Shazam8 2015 |
| 191 | "Dude, i know" - Drastnikov, 2015 |
| 192 | "He's eating all my balls" - Chrism 2015 |
| 193 | "Chris, we're your moderators, so we have to moderate you!" -Stendec, Drast and Quooo, 2015 |
| 194 | "It's a female, that sucks" - Chris, 2015 |
| 195 | "lol that needs to be my quoteconut quote" - Nerd_squared 2015 |
| 196 | "delete to hide my shame" - olib40 2015, after adding a quote by mistake |
| 197 | "He's not giving me dem balls tho" -Chrism 2015 |
| 198 | "Fcking Breadcasting license" -Chrisoofy 2015 |
| 199 | "is columns sideways?" - Bennybo1234 2015 |
| 200 | "We're gonna make it medium length, if you know what i mean" - Chrism 2015 |
| 201 | "But can you kill fire with fire?" - 420Chrism, 2015 |
| 202 | "Unfollowed. Unsubscribed. Undonated. Un-FFZed. Removed Windows. Formatted hard-drive. Destroyed computer. Left America." - Stendec 2015 |
| 203 | "We have to go in and out, in and out, if you know what I mean." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 204 | "I take bribes, so don't worry" -360Chrism 2015 |
| 205 | "When is bowser giving me the balls again" - Chrism 2015 |
| 206 | "I'm not rushing! I'm just bad, dude. You know that!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 207 | "Dude, I'm so proud of me" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 208 | "Dat friggling Wiggler host" - 360Chrism 2015 |
| 209 | "Chris is from Mermany" - juniseven17, 2015 |
| 210 | "We gotta beat it from the other side now" -Chrism 2015 |
| 211 | "BOWER YOU FAT FUCK JUST DIE" -Olib, 2015 |
| 212 | "It's funny because I died" -Chrism 2015 |
| 213 | "I have a lot of mods, but it's not their job to moderate my chat." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 214 | "Don't ask me, I'm not ebay! Or google! Or both...." -Chrism 2015 |
| 215 | "I should have read all of this!" -360Chrism, while skipping five pages of text, 2015 |
| 216 | "I CAN'T AFFORD THE SMOOCH!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 217 | "Welcome to that group of people, that subbed to Chrism " Chrism 2015 |
| 218 | "Oh yeah, everyone does crack, right?" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 219 | "Wait... is there a Birdo at the end of every single level?!" - 360Chrism, beginning to realize his mistake, 2015 |
| 220 | "Oh, you can stand on everything but on hedgehogs, how much sense does that make?" - 360Chrism, master of biology, 2015 |
| 221 | "Is this a whistle?" - 360Chrism, on Micro-Goombas, 2015 |
| 222 | "Yooo, that was pure luck, man! I-I mean, pure skill." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 223 | "Why do I need stupid Baby Mario on my back?" - 360Chrism, after skipping the story of Yoshi's Island, 2015 |
| 224 | "I'll wait." -360Chrism, nowhere near often enough |
| 225 | "How do we beat this boss?" - 360Chrism, while performing the action he needs to do to beat the boss, 2015 |
| 226 | "I'm playing video games every day, I don't need to know what day of the week it is" - Chrism 2015 |
| 227 | "Okay, let's not take the drug..." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 228 | "It's so long... like my DICK! ...just kidding." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 229 | "I dunno, maybe I'm good at sucking ass" - Chris, 2015 |
| 230 | "People on the internet are stupid. That is why chris became a full-time professional internet person" 420 BlazePentium 2015 |
| 231 | "I can save some Pikmin or skip a cutscene, hm... I'll skip a cutscene." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 232 | "No Reset 120 Star speedrun unless i reset" Chrism 2015 |
| 233 | "I Look like a fetus ? It's like, I'm inside my dad's balls." -Chrism, 2015 |
| 234 | "I'm really feeling it! OneHand b" -Chrism 2015 |
| 235 | "I'm not a meme." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 236 | "no one dances like me MVGame " -Chrism 2015 |
| 237 | "That sounds fun, yelling at snowman" -Chrism 2015 |
| 238 | " HeyGuys . Follow me." -360Chrism 2015 |
| 239 | "The wig is serious business!" - 360Chrism 2015 |
| 240 | "It's going to be the saddest moment ever when this train sets sail--because that's what trains do." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 241 | "yo, are those naturals?" -Chrism 2015 |
| 242 | "#chriswithhemanwigismyfetish" -360Chrism 2015 |
| 243 | "So many grills I don't know where to put my meat Kreygasm " -ChancePlay 2016 |
| 244 | "I can confirm that I do indeed poop, and quite often. However, I have never pooped a solid metre cubed ice cube out of my exit hole." - Project127, 2016 |
| 245 | "noone misses throws like snowman" -Chrism at agdq 16 |
| 246 | |
| 247 | "Ok someone just dropped a hundo on daddy" -Project127 2016 |
| 248 | "I usually cover the remote with my hand chrisLewd " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 249 | "samus take ur fookin suit off" - Olib40, 2016 |
| 250 | "Some people have a feet cam on their stream, I don't know. Some people are into this." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 251 | "I want broccoli on my pizza, I'm a weird person OK" - Chrism 2016 |
| 252 | "So you wanna have my first Sub??? Dont worry I will be gentle chrisLewd " - 69Chrism 2016 |
| 253 | "You can see every pixel, that means it's good, right?" - Chrism 2016 |
| 254 | "I never get to raid so you so if you're I'm doing it dammit!" - RedFalconGames, 2016 |
| 255 | "If Chris doesn't get 100 on this he sucks." - Bird650, 2016 |
| 256 | "Didn't expect to fail that one" - 360chrism 2016 |
| 257 | "Alright, can I kill Peach by myself...? Yes, I can." - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 258 | "I managed to stretch my PP out far enough though" - Shen, 2016 |
| 259 | "That's a female! NOOOOO" -Chrism 2016 |
| 260 | "Well, if my mom ever finds me snuggled up with my tablet watching your stream at night, she asks me how I'm ever gonna get married. Kappa " - Airball12 2016 |
| 261 | "What the hell is French?!" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 262 | "Are you ready to be blown? ...I mean your minds." - 360chrism 2016 |
| 263 | "Dang, who knew the hulk liked squirting" - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 264 | "Don't donate! Keep your money!" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 265 | "did you cut your hair chris? No, i lost my hair in a bathing accident " - Chrism 2016 |
| 266 | "3D World is horrible" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 267 | "LETS GO CRAP chrisKarp " - Chrisoofy, 2016 |
| 268 | "I'm never drinking ever again quote me on that" -BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| 269 | "I mean I'm not saying anything but Hitler never enabled sub-only chat. OMGScoots " -SirStendec 2016 |
| 270 | "I love me some dong girls, don't quote me on that" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 271 | "Alex, did you look up what penetrating means? For example when i am raiding a stream and penetrating it ?" -69Chrism 2016 |
| 272 | " Dude i always wanna play with you guys , but i am stupid" chrism 2016 |
| 273 | "When it's really big, I'm gonna go full in, all in..." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 274 | "The Size of a streamer is not determined by his Follower count, its by his Penis" - 69Chrism 2016 |
| 275 | "I don't even have balls" - Shenanagans_, 2016 |
| 276 | "I murdered those Pikmin, guys. Hundreds of them." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 277 | "Just put her child back in her belly, why not" - Mp7767, 2016 |
| 278 | "This wasn't about Pookie. This was about sending a message... to Pookie" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 279 | "Dude, my Snapchat is like 50% nuggies" - 360chrism 2016 |
| 280 | "Shoutouts to Veegie for criticizing everything ever" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 281 | "I'm scared of hard" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 282 | "Wall kicks will work won't work" Chrism 2016 |
| 283 | "I'm bouncing on Peach! ...Don't think lewd about what I just said." - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 284 | "Why do we need quotes anyway chrisWTF " - TXLB2, 2016 |
| 285 | "But maybe I WILL win" - 360chrism shortly before losing (2016) |
| 286 | "You will use your Native American powers to start a casino" - Drast (to Pookie) 2016 |
| 287 | "Well, we basically got 120 stars, right?" -119Chrism, 2016 |
| 288 | "I would be concerned if you didn't have a crush on me." - 360chrism 2016 |
| 289 | |
| 290 | "Chris be nice to Bird! it's International Women's Day! OpieOP " - Shadichibi, 2016 |
| 291 | "I would dance naked at AGDQ" - Chrism 2016 |
| 292 | "I could even get the star! Nah, screw the star." - 360Chrism, before losing at Mario Party (2016) |
| 293 | "That feeling when going fast and not realizing that going fast" - Chrism 2016 |
| 294 | "You can buy a sub with a Subway giftcard.... on twitch" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 295 | "Dude, I always press the wrong button. Like, who does that?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 296 | "I was corrected by the Dutch guy! I can't believe it!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 297 | "I LOVE YOU GEOFF SIGN MY BOOBS" -Chrism 2016 |
| 298 | |
| 299 | "The aiming's not hard. I just can't aim" -360chrism 2016 |
| 300 | "Fearow is Attracted to the Murkrow. So why can't he Drill Peck??? OpieOP " - Veegie64, 2016 |
| 301 | "sub TAS? I could do that." -360Chrism 2016 |
| 302 | "I think Psychic is Bug" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 303 | "I didn't push it in? Really?! What the hell." - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 304 | "Speedrun Sunday, welcome to twitch.tv/360chrism, it's my channel, i can do whatever the hell i want, get out of here" - 360Savage, 2016 |
| 305 | "I wish I was naked." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 306 | "I swear in 2014 I used that strat" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 307 | "I mean, I know I look good, but is the quality good?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 308 | "FFZ is better BetterTwitchTV" - Chrism 2016 |
| 309 | "I'm no scientist, but that would be a weird looking mouth, if that was a mouth." - 360Chrism, not a scientist (2016) |
| 310 | "Do all the insects in my kitchen count as pets?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 311 | "This isn't really a maze." - 360Chrism, 45 seconds before getting lost in the maze and dying. (2016) |
| 312 | "Guys, that wasn't...water" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 313 | "You know what, I'm a scrub today. Don't judge me!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 314 | "42*7 = 43 chrisMath" - Kaze_shin, student of mathematics, 2016 |
| 315 | "Who wears pants anyway?" - RedFalconGames, 2016 |
| 316 | "I was gonna whip it out at the end of my life" - RedFalconGames, 2016 |
| 317 | "If I get high enough, I'm just gonna think...like...reverse." - 420chrism, 2016 |
| 318 | "Wait, did he just resub while he was naked?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 319 | "You can't stop what you never started." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 320 | "If I had a Chrism body pillow, I could cuddle with myself. Wouldn't that be weird?" -Chrism, 2016 |
| 321 | "I had to destroy Bird. It's important to me, you know?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 322 | "90% of the speedrunning community are all cheaters!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 323 | "yeah dude like he dosent have a girl friend cuz he likes nuggies better" -YoPookie 2016 |
| 324 | "Dont sub to me because you like my emotes, sub to me because you LOVE ME" 69 Chrism, 2016 |
| 325 | "I'll treat you to some nuggies, guys, if you know what I mean." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 326 | "MURICA!....I ate KFC today" -360chrism 2016 |
| 327 | "Chris is a weenie" - Bird650, 2016 |
| 328 | "This game is a breeze." - 360chrism before game-overing in Super Mario Bros. (2016) |
| 329 | "I know how to eat ass in Japanese" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 330 | "Vafan Maral!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 331 | "It's not as hard as I made it earlier" - 360Chrism 2016 |
| 332 | "How many stars do you get in 0star?" - Kokomo82 2016 |
| 333 | "how about spicy jesus" -chrism 2016 |
| 334 | "Twitch is like the goofy younger brother that you always hate, but you have to love because he's your brother." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 335 | "I have a penis" Chrism 2016 |
| 336 | "English is stupid" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 337 | "No hablo Germany" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 338 | "I don't have a problem, I promise. ...Okay, maybe a little." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 339 | "When in doubt, blame Airball." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 340 | "Streaming is easy, man. You just hit a button and play video games. That's all you do." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 341 | "I always like to bump Rosalina" - 69chrism, 2016 |
| 342 | "Studies have shown that you perform better while watching my stream. ...Certain studies. OpieOP " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 343 | "When I'm talking about speedrunning and strats, you should never believe me; I have no clue what I'm talking about." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 344 | "What do the black holes do? They hug you really hard. Then you die." - 360chrism, Black Hole Expert, 2016 |
| 345 | "Dude, on Twitch, we're all male. There's no females on here. DUH!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 346 | "Nah I don't eat, I only inhale dust and live off that" -360chrism 2016 |
| 347 | "What's the point of the 602? Getting really tired." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 348 | "She's married? Is that a problem?" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 349 | "YouTube is easy business." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 350 | "You don't rip off arms, you just go right for the nose" -360chrism 2016 |
| 351 | "Whatever I'm doing, I'm doing it right." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 352 | "WHO EVEN NEEDS FEMALES DansGame " -Ladaur 2016 |
| 353 | "Once your dick os fully developed you'll understand why Rosalina is so poupular" - Airball12, 2016 |
| 354 | "Don't believe anything I say" - Chris, 2016 |
| 355 | "I should just take my time...but that would be boring!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 356 | "I only follow people I follow." -Chris 2016 |
| 357 | "I haven't ogne yet Pojcashamep" - Drastnikov, 2014 |
| 358 | "If I mess up, I mess up with style, heh-heh." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 359 | "GET THE FUCK OFF MY SOLAR PANEL" -Figh16 2016 |
| 360 | "I'd eat some Olib" - 369chrism, 2016 |
| 361 | "nipples are for balance, aren't they?" - swagnemite4, 2016 |
| 362 | "100% skill" - 360chrism after winning 100% rng minigame (2016) |
| 363 | "I'd smash 50 year old javo Keepo " - GalacticElliot 2016 |
| 364 | "Subs aren't actual people" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 365 | "Put it in! Do it!" -Chrism 2016 |
| 366 | "You are in puberty, and when you are in puberty your penis will be hard sometimes" -Ella 2016 |
| 367 | "I like the dragon dildo" -Chrism 2016 |
| 368 | "Dude, my big one is a bit lewd at the end from what I can recall." - Midni9ht, 2016 |
| 369 | "I don't want to be good at games." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 370 | "Yeah, me and thiefbug. We're a thing now. " -Chrism 2016 |
| 371 | "Yo, I'm proud of that, what I put in there." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 372 | "If i was Javo, you would be my weather forecast lady" 369Chrism 2016 |
| 373 | "This game is harder than my penis" - Chrism 2016 |
| 374 | "I don't want to think. I just want to go right and jump!" -Chrism 2016 |
| 375 | "Where are all the BAD LEVELS" chrisWTF Chrism 2016 playing Mario Maker |
| 376 | "That wouldn't have happened if I played well" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 377 | "who eats pizza on pineapple" - Ellaapiie, 2016 |
| 378 | "rub nutella on my nipples" -Olib40, 2016 |
| 379 | "Omega Ruby gives me a boner" - ChaoticBlasta 2016 |
| 380 | "There's a D in grandma" - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 381 | "i don't think my D would be big enough to fit 26x26 pixels ha" -Dwhatever 2016 |
| 382 | "I saw simple do that...it's not so simple" -360chrism 2016 |
| 383 | "I'm the princess in the relationship" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 384 | "I am playing with my penis right now" Chrism 2016 |
| 385 | "Sperm Machine is just a synonym for Chrism" - Random_Tank, 2016 |
| 386 | "I'd be gay for you" - Midni9ht 2016 |
| 387 | "Galaxy any%? I would be streaming until 4am. DUDE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA PogChamp " - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 388 | "I would love to be inside Olib's for just one day" -Project 2016 |
| 389 | "I DONT WANT DICK ON DICK ACTION chrisWTF " - ????? (dskyguy), 2016 |
| 390 | "If it's not nice anymore then it's not nice" - Chrism 2016 |
| 391 | "I work a lot" -Chrism 2016 |
| 392 | "We gotta clean up the bitches" Chrism 2016 |
| 393 | "I like it when project calls me daddy" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 394 | "I'm just gonna search memes on pornhub" -360chrism 2016 |
| 395 | "Trust me I'm a meme expert" - Project127, 2016 |
| 396 | "dude, I need hobbies." - Chrism 2016 |
| 397 | "xheisWOW" -svop123 2016 |
| 398 | "I'm gonna suck out yoshi" chrisLewd -369chrism 2016 |
| 399 | "Only think about food when you can actually get food OpieOP " -angelaachan, 2016 |
| 400 | "I can't speak German, man! German's too hard!" - 360chrism, German streamer, 2016 |
| 401 | "I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna kill you. Bunny for dinner guys." -360Chrism, 2016 |
| 402 | "I need to chill for a sex" - LittleGeneralX, 2016 |
| 403 | "jeeez, you just dropped my controller on my wee wee" Theno1Alex 2016 |
| 404 | "Okay Javo. Kiss me now. Here we go. No turning back!" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 405 | "If I'd have a gf right now and she would be drunk and wanted to kiss a girl I'd say she should do it. threesome let's go KappaHD " - LPTwisterDX, 2016 |
| 406 | "chris has to use his brain, dont distract him with his dick" -seythi2 2016 |
| 407 | "If everyone knows what you meant, then it's not a mistake." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 408 | "Twitch Prime is like big boobs of Twitch right now." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 409 | "'I just get in the channel, and he immediately fails.' You make that sound like a coincidence, I always fail" - Chris, 2016 |
| 410 | "why be with someone when you can be hot single and ready to MingLee " -olib 2016 |
| 411 | "Why stop when you're enjoying it?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 412 | "If angela joins chris hansen will be at your doorstep faster than you can say chrislewd" Airball, 2016 |
| 413 | "Dude, stripping is art. Why is it not on Twitch?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 414 | "Who plays as Mario in a Mario game?" - Chrism 2016 |
| 415 | "i can slide it right in" 360Chrism 2016 |
| 416 | "You can't blow!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 417 | "chrism has an idea? we're screwed WutFace " - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 418 | "YAHAA I'm Dentist!" - Hatenalinkable, 2016 |
| 419 | "Who's ready for some Peach booty grabbin'?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 420 | "I have no thoughts. I'm dead inside." - 360 chrisRIP , 2016 |
| 421 | "Uh, clearly I was touching it; it was all up in my ass" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 422 | "I wonder if people get offended by the things I say" -Chrism 2016 |
| 423 | "Who wants to be a professional at anything?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 424 | "Who's Bill Murray?" Chris, 2016 |
| 425 | "I'm as PJSalt y as a piece of PJSugar " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 426 | "dude, wigglerbot is ass. I wish it would never talk, but it just does" -Chrism the wiggler 2016 |
| 427 | "On Thursdays, i turn off all my electricity and I get naked and then I go into the nature and enjoy mother earth, for a whole day" 360Chrism 2016 |
| 428 | "dang project.... but I'm your daddy" -Chrism 2016 |
| 429 | "The last time me and bird planned a bingo, my appendix almost exploded" -Chrism 2016 |
| 430 | "Walt Disney is dead?" - 360Chrism 2016 |
| 431 | "i'm getting kinda moist" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 432 | "You need to spend money to make money. That's how business works." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 433 | "meatspin is pretty good tbh" - SlowkingTTV, 2016 |
| 434 | "Sometimes I put my mouse cursor over Chris', and pretend that we're holding hands" -Project127, 2016 |
| 435 | " I'm basically lile Kim Kardashian's waist line. I'm just a huge ass" -Nospimi99, 2016 |
| 436 | "You can't...come...everywhere LaterSooner " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 437 | "I'm Googling Blowhard" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 438 | "I put my partner in the wrong position, sadly." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 439 | "Barefoot forever? But what if you find a lego on the streets? You'll die!" -360chrism, 2016 |
| 440 | "I hate talking to you" - Bird, 2016 |
| 441 | "Oh it is just a host" Chrism 2016 |
| 442 | "Long claw of the law. That's the nickname for my penis" - Chris, 2016 |
| 443 | "It's like we're speedrunning" - 360chrism during a speedrun (2016) |
| 444 | "What? Our balls just touched." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 445 | "Thank you for doing it in my channel." -360Chrism 2016 |
| 446 | "and some men are mothers too" -Sixtynl 2016 |
| 447 | "You're already small so you have small clothes, right?" ~ Chrisoofy to quo, 2016 |
| 448 | "The Skinny Penis is getting no love, man" Chris, 2016 |
| 449 | "toilets are important" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 450 | "Pull it away from your mouyth just a smudge and it'll be good, Chris" - Mic_Feedback, 2016 |
| 451 | "I couldn't even" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 452 | "yea in europe it is germany" - Chrisoofy, 2016 |
| 453 | "Are you ready for the special thing.... in my pants?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 454 | "airball adds the worst quotes he just adds any old random shit" -olib 2016 |
| 455 | "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional." - LittleGeneralX, 2016 |
| 456 | "I get paid to be excited" -mic lady at the game awards 2016 |
| 457 | "He said he liked my melons better chrisGrin " - angelaachan, 2016 |
| 458 | "If you want to heat up the room quicker I could send you my mixtape?" -Project127, 2016 |
| 459 | "Have you ever tried to eat a cock? It's very time consuming chrisGrin " - VengefulHermes, 2016 |
| 460 | "hey pom, I know a streamer who really likes your juice maybe you should slide into his DM's" - ChaoticBlasta via Twitter (2016) |
| 461 | "i found a brownie in my pants before" - Olib40 2016 |
| 462 | "If the bush is smaller the tree looks bigger" - Chris, 2016 |
| 463 | "What's wrong with this run? It's so good!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 464 | "let him trowh the balls at you when you are closer to his face" - Sixtynl, 2016 |
| 465 | "My favourite game is barbie and the magic of pegasus" -Project127, 2016 |
| 466 | "I've been here since the beginning but I'm leaking and wrapping presents chrisLewd " AngelLoLion 2016 |
| 467 | "You should only celebrate your birthday once, when you were born. FACT" Chrism 2016 |
| 468 | "!shit" - VouivreCritique, 2016 |
| 469 | "conrs7iut+" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 470 | "Why is the bird flying?" - Chris, 2016 |
| 471 | "They saw a penis and they were like, 'Woah. Woah, that's unfortunate.'" Chrism birth story 2016 |
| 472 | "K ate my cream pie, what I miss" - Electric_Alane, 2016 |
| 473 | "He spawned inside of me, dude... What a dick" - Chris, 2016 |
| 474 | "Someone donated 10 Swiss money, an hour ago" - Chris, 2016 |
| 475 | "I'll be doing chrism all night" - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 476 | '' If you get cock get a good one ffs'' - Angelaachan 2016 |
| 477 | "So I pretty much almost died on stream" -Chrism 2016 |
| 478 | "When do the 2017 quotes start? OpieOP " - automatonTom, 2017 |
| 479 | "I'm really scared of pizza in America, it's disgusting!" - Chris, 2017 |
| 480 | "Angela I have that screenshot of your fake cock" - zzl_Kobra_lzz, 2017 |
| 481 | "I like nuts" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 482 | " I'm rooting for the trees. Get it, be because trees have roots... " -Bacontaro, 2017 |
| 483 | "I lost my virginity to my girlfriend and my dad to cancer. One was awesome and done quick, the other was not" - Project127, 2017 |
| 484 | "Chat so fast, no one knows I got a nice ass OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog " - Electric_Alane, 2017 |
| 485 | "holy shit my buttcheeks" -Angelaachan, 2017 |
| 486 | "lets talk about my ass" - lolib40, 2017 |
| 487 | "I rekt her so hard, dude...she wasn't ready" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 488 | "do vegetarian snakes exist?" - Ellaapiie, 2017 |
| 489 | "If a child chokes on chocolate without a toy inside, isn't that just natural selection?" - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 490 | "steaks and BJs dont fit together tbh, you can chew on both kffcPuke " -Chrisoofy, 2017 |
| 491 | "Please tell me I did everything wrong" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 492 | "We're not playing multiplayer, I don't have friends"- 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 493 | "A guy in Egypt offered to my dad, 2 camels for my sister. Personally I wanted to make the trade but my dad wasn't as keen." -Project127, 2017 |
| 494 | "i have one of sam's shirts, i smell it every now and then" - Chrescendo, 2017 |
| 495 | "I'm always on sale, but for the right price... I'll be whatever you want me to be" - Smoke_chi, 2017 |
| 496 | "Frick now I'm craving cock" - Angelaachan, 2017 |
| 497 | "Thraight strough the girl" Chrism 2017 |
| 498 | "I dont need a Badge, my e-penis is big enough." -Pac__ 2017 |
| 499 | "I'm getting so much better at this game"..... *dies* - Chris, 2017 |
| 500 | "I'm gonna use Mom" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 501 | "I'd spread my ass out for olib" - Smoke_Chi, 2017 |
| 502 | " I wish Chris would hold my boobs FeelsBadMan " -Project127, 2017 |
| 503 | "I noticed that sam made the D big" 360Chrism 2017 |
| 504 | "Those are some good nuts" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 505 | "vegans are more on the spit side than the swallow side" - romster81, 2017 |
| 506 | "I think Alex is on his period" - 360chrism 2017 |
| 507 | "Every day when I'm playing Pokemon Go, I just think about how I'm wasting my time" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 508 | "I trapped the little girl in the mart" - Chris, 2017 |
| 509 | "for distance, the US use feet to remember how badly we kicked Britian's ass" - bhnb78 2017 |
| 510 | "#UnmodSoofyAndModSoofy" - Losviken, 2017 |
| 511 | "This is better than Zelda" - 360chrism talking about Shrek 2 (2017) |
| 512 | "tfw there's hot singles in your area and you are interested but just get a virus instead chrisCry chrisCry " -bignnthicc, 2017 |
| 513 | "Ok let's do 380 star. Just kidding, fuck this game" - Chris, 2017 |
| 514 | "Odme... Mr..... DICK" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 515 | "It's natural, you can't just like get smart. You're just smart born.... born smart I mean" - Chris, 2017 |
| 516 | "It's too much effort to fake it every time." Shenanagans, 2017 |
| 517 | "Dude you just gotta love it. When Shen starts talking, you just gotta accept that he's never gonna stop" - Chris, 2017 |
| 518 | "pizza without cheese is like stripper without a pole DansGame " - Smoke_chi, 2017 |
| 519 | "i'm gay af but i would give up the d forever if it meant we could have chick fil a in canada" - Veegie64, 2017 |
| 520 | "I've made several typos, and that was my second 'sex' I've done LUL " - Jvgl, 2017 |
| 521 | "i eat a lot of ass" - Olib40, 2017 |
| 522 | "Lucky is bad" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 523 | "picking up bitches is a full time job" - airball12, 2017 |
| 524 | "the original plan was to kill the baby, but child protection services wasn't a fan of that" - Chris, 2017 |
| 525 | "Ah dude I'm super gay though, that's ok. I'm like, so gay dude you don't even know" - Chris, 2017 |
| 526 | "one 69 wasn't enough for chris Kreygasm " - sarotti032, 2017 |
| 527 | "Did you know thick in German is dick?" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 528 | "hurry up and kill me existance is pain" - ChaoticBlasta, 2017 |
| 529 | "I like everyone that's trying to kill ChaoticBlasta on my stream." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 530 | "Unbiased opinion: You should subscribe to 360chrism." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 531 | "I need a fan to blow me" -360chrism, 2017 |
| 532 | "If I had to pick between Domino's, Pizza Hut, and Papa John's, I'd rather starve." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 533 | "There's always porn, no matter what you Google." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 534 | "Soofy how thicc is your ass" - ShadiScore, 2017 |
| 535 | "who's olib" - Olib40, 2017 |
| 536 | "I did not expect we actually got in the pants on the first night." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 537 | "I'm an adult and I do adult things." - 360 chrisCreep via Twitter, 2017 https://twitter.com/360Chrism/status/887108560739545090 |
| 538 | "I got tree poop on my shoe" - Erarper 2017 |
| 539 | "That's not a beard, that's a pube face." -Frostpegasus talking about Chrism, 2017 |
| 540 | "I uninstalled my cartridge" - Chrism 2017 |
| 541 | "How do people live?" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 542 | "but being bad is more fun" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 543 | "in real life it's super hairy though" -chrism 2017 |
| 544 | *close to the mic* "You like it close, huh? You're so dirty." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 545 | "lets go make some babies" - 360Chrism 2017 |
| 546 | "I'm the best streamer ever. Forget about the others" - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 547 | "Water should be fire" - Electric_Fortune, 2017 |
| 548 | "you know what they say, no aim, no brain, must be a tri slosher main Keepo " - Odmewhirter 2017 |
| 549 | "As far as you're concerned, watching anime isn't a hobby? What is it, like a disease?" - Chris, 2017 |
| 550 | "How can there be more than one side if the earth is flat" -Project127, 2017 |
| 551 | "I know exactly what I'm gonna show you" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 552 | "I'll also break his nose, but I'll laugh about it after" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 553 | "Everything I say is scripted" - Chrism 2017 |
| 554 | "You never know where the porn is" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 555 | "I'm gonna whop out the big one" - Chrism 2017 |
| 556 | "How did he get so deep, dude" - 69Chrism 2017 |
| 557 | "I'm pretty sure Ves is getting a pretty big boner right now" - Chrism 2017 |
| 558 | "Who doesn't wanna see me wank it, right?" - Chris, 2017 |
| 559 | "It's not about just doing the thing; it's about doing it your way." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 560 | "good job, the mods are on top of each other" 360Chrism 2017 |
| 561 | "chris is a great mommy" - chriSoofy, 2017 |
| 562 | "Wait, this is playable?" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 563 | "I asked the boys if they want to play" - Chrism 2017 |
| 564 | "Screw the story in story mode." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 565 | "Never pull out too early" 69Chrism 2017 |
| 566 | "I don't make enough mistakes" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 567 | "My bird is dying!" - 360chrism while his brain is dying (2017) |
| 568 | "Let's be friends?" - random online player "Shut up!" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 569 | "Speedrunning sucks, let's be honest." -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 570 | "Wearing a hat is like wearing clothes" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 571 | "I have 100 hours in my life." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 572 | "So if you ever meet me, look out for the naked guy." - 360chrism 2017 |
| 573 | "you make the squishy thingies squish together, and then they make happy things happen" - q_e_d, 2017 |
| 574 | "I hate history. I don't want to know this." - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 575 | "If you ever wonder who the streamer is playing as, it says com on everyones face" chrisLewd 69Chrism 2017 |
| 576 | "That's a deep quote. One of the few quotes that isn't about penises." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 577 | "liquid fart is a russian roulette fart when you have diarrhoea" - Olib, 2017 |
| 578 | "He's a Sam sub. He should be a Chrism sub too." - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 579 | " chrisDoor is so stupid" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 580 | "crizBrlon" - JVGL_, 2017 |
| 581 | "the question isn't whether or not there are male or female toads, the question is if they're willing to consent to sexual intercourse" - Varldin 2017 |
| 582 | "I'm still in hell right now" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 583 | "Getting quoted in 2018 LUL " - Odmewhirter, 2018 |
| 584 | "I talked to every single trashcan twice" -360Chrism, 2018 |
| 585 | ""Balls" - Shenanigans, 2018" - Varldin, 2018 |
| 586 | "Haha you're German." - Spikevegeta 2018. |
| 587 | "SMG is a bad game" - Chris, 2018 |
| 588 | "I bought 69. 69 Great Balls." - 360 chrisCreep , 2018 |
| 589 | "I used to have really good grades in math, and I really liked math, so I started studying it, but then I quit after a month and now I'm an idiot." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 590 | "Peach, Donkey Kong, egg..... Peach, Donkey Kong, egg..." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 591 | "Now we're Daisy. Very hairy Daisy." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 592 | "I swear I'm an adult. ...Sometimes." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 593 | "I believe, odme" - 360chrism mistaking oddish's name, 2018 |
| 594 | "I really, HIGHLY doubt Shen touched this area." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 595 | "If we don't live this, we might be dead." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 596 | "It just sucks that RNG sucks." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 597 | "I've got a backup for everything, guys." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 598 | "Let's just pretend I know how to count." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 599 | "Sometimes, you just have to do it." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 600 | "You should be worse at video games; you enjoy them longer." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 601 | "You can touch him? I didn't know that!" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 602 | "Sometimes you just gotta have a lazy day." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 603 | "I'm down for something hard" - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 604 | "I have an issue where I really wanna spend money whenever I can." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 605 | "KRAP ME chrisKarp " - Byakuchiki, 2018 |
| 606 | "It's stupid, and that's what makes it really smart." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 607 | "The grind is part of the experience." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 608 | "Actually, I kind of want to have more balls." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 609 | "You always gotta think about the frames. It doesn't matter how long the run is." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 610 | "Maybe I'm crazy" - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 611 | "When is he going to get the real Latinas?" - liondanse, 2018 |
| 612 | "googling eggplant penis for research" -Chrism, 2018 |
| 613 | "It doesn't even need to be a human" -chrism 2018 |
| 614 | "i dont mind you being up my ass giga but dont steal my bits chrisWTF " Olib 2018 |
| 615 | "Cuddling not allowed." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 616 | "I'll permaban Odme for $1000, I don't care, I'll never unban him" - Chrism 2018 |
| 617 | "I'm a flawless human being." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 618 | "You're a normie! You have numbers in your name!" - SimpleFlips to 360chrism (2018) |
| 619 | "you can squeeze a mooses udders for syrup just like you can milk a cow" - ThiccGeneralX, 2018 |
| 620 | "do dicks have veins" -kobra 2018 |
| 621 | "I paid a lot of money for that eggplant" - Chris, 2018 |
| 622 | "Project just knows my kinks" - Random_Tank, 2018 |
| 623 | "Most of space is just space." - http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html |
| 624 | "get good at typing Keepo " - odme, 2018 |
| 625 | "Dude I'm proud of myself, I'm winning against Hard CPUs.... Does that mean I'm harder?" - 360 chrisCreep , 2018 |
| 626 | "quote me" - Bluekandy, 2018 |
| 627 | "If you don't get it right, you're an idiot." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 628 | "i've had too much cock lately i need to calm down" - angelachan, 2018 |
| 629 | "It's a big female boi. There's nothing wrong with that; it's pride month." - 360chrism, June 2018 |
| 630 | "Being crazy equals being healthy." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 631 | "greetings from your BUTT chrisCreep " - ChriSoofy, 2018 |
| 632 | https:// "adding https:// behind quotes in 2018 chrisGrin " - jl456lj, 2018 |
| 633 | "The Pinsir is wank." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 634 | "so this run tastes like there's sperm in the yogurt?" - RairaiTheRaiju 2018 |
| 635 | "I don't know what my problem is." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 636 | "Anime DansGame " - Hoku in #anime-professionals on Discord (2018) |
| 637 | "Nintendo is the enemy." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 638 | "I don't know the word 'slow.' *dies* Okay, maybe I should go slow." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 639 | "What do you do if it's warm? Nothing. You die." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 640 | "sleep'll probably be over by the time i wake up" - HokuJP, 2018 |
| 641 | "jail is just a room" - PokeKraze, 2018 |
| 642 | "I can never get high" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 643 | I'm getting really annoyed by the lack of my balls working" -SheNanagans_ 2018 |
| 644 | "tomorrow is international anime tiddies day" -chrism 2018 |
| 645 | "When in doubt, insert Saturo into your ear." -360Chrism, 2018 |
| 646 | "Eggs are just veggies, they grow in chickens' butts" -360Chrism, 2018 |
| 647 | "Have you guys never like just dipped your pickle in straight sugar and then ate it" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 648 | "i used to place a pickle slice in my hand and just lick it" - Ligglyfuff, 2018 |
| 649 | "I always lick people to greet them." - ryuu23at, 2018 |
| 650 | "The worth will be waited" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 651 | "my arms gonna be so tired after this chrisEgg " -Chrism 2018 |
| 652 | "I like my Pikachu naked honestly." - Chris, 2018 |
| 653 | "you can still feel the coze" -chrism 2018 |
| 654 | "bongo me daddy" Losviken 2018 |
| 655 | "Having kids in 2018 LUL " - HaloChild2, 2019 |
| 656 | "'What is Pikmin?' Are you kidding me?" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 657 | "You will get it probably get it it tomorrow" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 658 | "Maybe I am drunk. Who knows?" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 659 | "Screw you, chat!" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 660 | "I'll take all the B jobs." -360Chrism, 2019 |
| 661 | "Good thing we died" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 662 | "I spread my cheeks for streaming" - Chrism, 2019 |
| 663 | "I wanna smell her bed" - Chris, 2019 |
| 664 | "POUND THE THICK FAT ON MY BELLY DRUM" - Collector Gabriel, 2004 |
| 665 | "I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF" - Pokemaniac Griffin, 2004 |
| 666 | |
| 667 | "The U.S. is just messed up, man. They can't get it right." - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 668 | "I wanna hear her cry in vietnamese" - 360Chrism, 2019 |
| 669 | "If this is New Bark town, then where are all the dogs?" - 360Chrism 2019 |
| 670 | "german asstral chained dungeon ??" - Chrisoofy, 2019 |
| 671 | "I hated that part so much bc for some reason it didn't fit perfectly so I had to push it in" - Schwimmbadpommes, 2019 |
| 672 | "I gotta do Snowman's Land 100s first, and then I'll check if the world's ending after that." Chrism 2019 |
| 673 | "So 3 comes after 4, right?" - Chris, 2019 |
| 674 | "Not enough beastiality for my liking" -nospimi99, 2019 |
| 675 | "grene doesnt deserve the 69" - jl456lj, 2019 |
| 676 | "i always had a habit diggin in trash cans LUL " LonelyDemon69, 2019 |
| 677 | "We like Krabby on this stream." - 360 chrisCrab , 2019 |
| 678 | "And I went to university to study mathematitties." - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 679 | "I remember my great long wooden gameboy so well" - LaserGlow, 2019 |
| 680 | "fart directly into the mic" - Shenanagans_, 2019 |
| 681 | "What if I score?" - 360Chrism 2019 |
| 682 | "Yeah, sucking them works. But I think flashing them is so much faster." chrisLewd Chrism, 2019 |
| 683 | "Coffee, Snow and Cotton Candy can be taken away but you can't take away the Breasts" - 360Chrism 2019 |
| 684 | "I am a frame perfect gamer. What can I say?" - 360Chrism, 2019 |
| 685 | "Am I being scammed or are you scamming me now?" - 360Chrism, 2019 |
| 686 | "Dude, the banana is so far in!" ?? - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 687 | "I'm still learning D." - Jvgl_2000, 2019 |
| 688 | "Everyone that's been watching me knows that Shen and I are super gay and a couple now" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 689 | "It's sugar, chat. I'm not gonna snort it!" - SheNanagans_ 2020 |
| 690 | "There's a point where you give up and like, stick your tongue in it. And I think I'm at that point." - SheNanagans_ 2020 |
| 691 | "I can't beat Chrisoofy at being German." - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 692 | "Who's this dude shitting on the chair? DansGame " - zanbonsen90 2020 |
| 693 | ""you have come into us heathens kiwi? chrisWTF " - Madbegger, 2019" - Jvgl_2000, 2020 |
| 694 | "I'm already impressed. It's an American eating an apple." - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 695 | "Don't open the mouth while a cock is in chat" - Schwimmbadpommes, 2020 |
| 696 | "Like if I get my wife back after the vacation and have a good time with a camel...." - Schwimmbadpommes, 2020 |
| 697 | "Let's make a poll to determine how expensive the poll is going to be." - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 698 | "shen is in us" - MadQrkel, 2020 |
| 699 | "if you dont know what to do you should masturbate until you hit wankers cramp" - DJ_Lennart 2020 |
| 700 | "If it's for charity, like, who cares, right?" - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 701 | "maybe google translate saw butt and got an erection" - Demki, 2020 |
| 702 | "I can get arrested if I want to, you can't stop me" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 703 | "Either they're like sponsored by McDonalds or they're kinda horny, it's one of the two" - 360Chrism, 2020 |
| 704 | "You can't kill babies in Sims 4, I tested that" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 705 | "I hate the platinum post game requiring you to get the sex" - KennyK, 2020 |
| 706 | "to get some penis steps?" - Juney, 2020 |
| 707 | "I love it when people threaten me with a knife" - Chrism 2020 |
| 708 | "Why would you watch someone else play a game, when you could play the game yourself? 4Head " - 360Chrism, 2020 |
| 709 | "i did alane yesterday PogChamp " - ChriSoofy, 2020 |
| 710 | "I love how the trees are drunk when they're underwater in this game" nospimi99, 2020 |
| 711 | "I'm Googling porn actors, nothing wrong here" - 360Chrism, 2020 |
| 712 | "we need more quotes" - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 713 | "My morning wood reaches the stars" - Chrisoofy, 2020 |
| 714 | "chat is jealous he's gonna touch my thigh and not theirs" - yellowpaco 2020 |
| 715 | "chris just ate the monkey butt" - Bluekandy 2020 |
| 716 | "I hope this is a PB rub" - thedragonfeeney, 2020 |
| 717 | "Shoutouts to North Korea" - SheNanagans_, 2020 |
| 718 | "North Korea sucks but their media is pretty fire" - SheNanagans_, 2020 |
| 719 | "Fitness tulip in my DICK" - Whitefire 2020 |
| 720 | "mother earth is such a milf" - Demki, 2020 |
| 721 | "Gonna get wrist problems trying to eat the pizza" -Chrism 2020 |
| 722 | "have you tried turning your mom off and on again? chrisThink " - TheBreadghost, 2020 |
| 723 | "If Breadghost was pregnant he'd be Breedghost" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 724 | "Dorrie? Are we gonna do it?" - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 725 | "fast and i am the winner ... just like sex" 360Chrism 2020 |
| 726 | " i bet if a male girafarig had cute charm it would charm other male girafarigs PogChamp " maplebobo, 2020 |
| 727 | "Seeing you stream alone always reminds me how much Shen talks nanaGrin nanaGrin " - crinsane, 2020 |
| 728 | "I need a fan to blow me. Anyone?" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 729 | "hey man pandemic has been hard on us all I just want someone to smack my ass and tell me im pretty is that too much to ask" - 69juney 2020 |
| 730 | "Many people wish to be stuck in Marnie" -360Chrism, 2020 |
| 731 | "it's been a while since I've connected 6 balls" - LosvikeN 2020 |
| 732 | "i think i just blow really good" - shenanagans_ 2020 |
| 733 | "image is a bar had no drinks ready chris?" topendbuzza, 2020 |
| 734 | "chrism looks fun when playing Ludo. You are Ludo papa." - ????? (kmbyukarin), 2020 |
| 735 | "Chris, Your face makes onions cry" - Shenanagans_, 2020 |
| 736 | "omg nea can you send me one of your virgins please thanks you" - Angelaachan 2020 |
| 737 | "a peen massage is that masturbate ? chrisThink " - ChriSoofy, 2020 |
| 738 | "good plan angela, after all, all rayquaza are lactose intolerant" - KLO1313, 2020 |
| 739 | "i always lick buttons to the music chrisLUL " - RNG_Dude123, 2020 |
| 740 | "team rocket is run by greta thunberg" - JimGolF3, 2020 |
| 741 | "damn that is some accurate bowel-movement prediction" - craspeh, 2020 |
| 742 | "If there was a picture of Chris's brain, I would be hugging his cerebellum, because I'm in his head." - Shen, 2020 |
| 743 | The sunflowers want dick because they've been in quarantine all year" --360chrism, late 2020 |
| 744 | "Smash Bros could be a gay dating app" - Chrism 2021 |
| 745 | "for preparing the saltwater fish you only need pepper" - Qddel, 2021 |
| 746 | "Maybe my dick is too large, and it just squishes everthing" - 360Chrism 2021 |
| 747 | "the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards" - ChriSoofy, 2021 |
| 748 | "i am however not flexible enough to eat myself" - angelaachan, 2021 |
| 749 | "how do you aim your fingers" - Slade 2021 |
| 750 | "I need to die less" *dies immediately after* - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 751 | "If you stack two lasagna on top of each other, do you have two lasagnas or one lasagna?" - bashattack, 2021 |
| 752 | "I DON'T PUT ICE ON BREAD" - Shenanagans_, 2021 |
| 753 | "I don't need to be smart, I'm a streamer." -360krism, 2021 |
| 754 | "We're looking for a high quality nut." -360Chrism, 2021 |
| 755 | "courtney like where you go when you commit a crime-ney" bit_heist, 2021 |
| 756 | "And you thought I was dead, LOL *dies immediately after*" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 757 | "You broke your foot because you focused all the force on your dick so your foot became weak AppaK " - copperhagen, 2021 |
| 758 | "Chris, I enjoy spending time with you, but I enjoy 20 gifted subs more." - $heNanagans_, 2021 |
| 759 | "You'll rig the horse by not, I don't know... slapping it as hard, often. 'Cause that's what they do, right?" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 760 | "hell yes chain me up" - angelaachan 2021 |
| 761 | "Mario just started bouncing getting too close to Peach?!" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 762 | "just dig a bit deeper and you'll find a penis somewhere" - angelaachan, 2021 |
| 763 | "if drink gas you are car chrisThink " - n00bie371, 2021 |
| 764 | "i have driving for 5 hours and drinking like 2 lts of beer chrisGrin " - AlberthRodmen, 2021 |
| 765 | "it's actually interesting being female" - Shen, 2021 |
| 766 | "Oh, you can only rub yourself? I was rubbing Peach!" - 369Chrism, 2021 |
| 767 | "I did people chrisCreep " - Illu322, on Discord, 2021 |
| 768 | "I don't know how happiness works" - Shenanagans_, 2021 |
| 769 | "can I be next for public humiliation?" - AlberthRodmen, 2021 |
| 770 | "What's a synonym for reseach? Porn!" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 771 | "yeah, it's p relatable. I remember getting a shiny Zapdos in the first pack I ever bought, and now I'm an ivory poacher" - KLO1313, 2021 |
| 772 | "i freeze hot dog water and give the ice cubes to people i dont like" - DemickyJr, 2021 |
| 773 | "i cant read without looking at the text FeelsBadMan " - CalzoneSpeedrun, 2021 |
| 774 | "technically I gotta have kids before I'm evolutionarily successful" - ParkeShark, 2021 |
| 775 | "i would wear a swimsuit made of mozzarella cheese" - mrpockets2k13, 2021 |
| 776 | "Chris has lived his life wiener-less for too long. I had to do it to him at least once." - Shenanagans_, 2021 |
| 777 | "Same concept but less penis" - 360Chrism 2021 |
| 778 | "th ol i spinnin" - Adaster, during Drawful (2021) |
| 779 | "But the real question is: can I stretch my PP far enough on this Gym?" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 780 | "Chris, Feen is showing her baby for the first time and the hype train is epic!! You should make a baby too!" - Iketara_iku, 2021 |
| 781 | "I was just holding the D" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 782 | "I don't want the wind to get into my crack thank you" - angelaachan, 2021 |
| 783 | "They don't call me the human vibrator for nothing." - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 784 | "imagine farting and crying everytime you come out of your pokemon" - Conatik, 2021 |
| 785 | "This carnivoran mammal of the family Ursidae lacks the ability to be concerned of the situation chrisPog " - mrpockets2k13, 2021 |
| 786 | "'Where do babies come from?' Vaginas, usually" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 787 | "If you rearrange the letters of monday you can spell random" - 360chrism 2021 |
| 788 | "I'll do tit" - JVGL on Discord, 2022 |
| 789 | "I swear, Zapdos is just like an electric horse... if you really think about it" - 360Chrism @ AGDQ 2022 |
| 790 | "sucking on the combee toes" - 360chrism, 2022 |
| 791 | "does bulldoze hit will Pokemon in a fight vs multiples?" - m4gnify, 2022 |
| 792 | "I want a cat, my wife wants a dog. so we're getting a dog" - vvurmi, 2022 |
| 793 | "My son is proof that my balls worked at least once. chrisUwu " - bashattack, 2022 |
| 794 | "Let me double check my ball count, though" - 360Chrism @ Glitch: Infinite, 2022 |
| 795 | "Put it in! ... Wrong one!" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 796 | "I wanna feel the rush of going all in" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 797 | |
| 798 | "I'm not bullying... I'm just telling people they're stupid." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 799 | "he's fluent in talking to my mom chrisStepdad" - shennanigns, 2022 |
| 800 | "That's how content creation works, everything is fake!" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 801 | "Man hope yall doubters really hit your lilttle toes tonight" - usernamemain, 2022 |
| 802 | "From head to cameltoe" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 803 | "I often watch people who are sucking ..." - gh3b, 2022 |
| 804 | "I'm kidding for legal reasons." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 805 | "Chrism I'd date you if you were a girl" - PangaeaPanga, 2022 |
| 806 | "honestly i think if it's consensual cannibalism it's perfectly fine" - A_Wild_Ferrothorn, 2022 |
| 807 | "And then we burn the baby. As a reward." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 808 | "Maybe someone is sitting on a ball as we speak..." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 809 | "It's good to know I could become a hentai voice actor if streaming goes downhill." - 360Chrism, 2022 chrisLewd |
| 810 | "We're learning so much about PP today. #educational!" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 811 | "we implanted our seed in so many pokemon" - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 812 | "you got the right hole, now you just gotta get in there" - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 813 | "I could still feel his warm cheeks on the toilet i was using, it was awesome" - 360chrism 2022 |
| 814 | |
| 815 | "I don't hate them because they'Re different, I hate them cause they're stupid" - gh3b, 2022 |
| 816 | "naassuu being a spicy mexican led to me thinking about his juicy ass. pls dont go there again" - DemickyJr, 2022 |
| 817 | "Wtf maiming an jeans LUL " - SheNanagans_, 2022 |
| 818 | "I want it to scratch my throat, so I feel something" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 819 | "chris is a good bitch <3 " - angelaachan, 2022 |
| 820 | "Their balls touched to briefly create "360Chraassuu." And it was beautiful." - bashattack, 2022 |
| 821 | "dying on stream would be pretty pog tho" - mrpockets, 2k22 |
| 822 | "ok here is some sussex pond pudding" - IgnisUmbrae, 2022 |
| 823 | "i don't know why porn movies are so long, you only need the previews to be happy and disgusted with yourself" - AlberthRodmen, 2022 |
| 824 | "OMG! Just hit it, it's a baby" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 825 | "Butt breathing is a thing" - 360chrism, 2022 |
| 826 | "88 looks like two butts facing each other so you know it's a good number" - naniloki, 2022 |
| 827 | "roll on me, im needing" - AllanMagnet, 2022 |
| 828 | "my ball is not a MOUNTAIN GOAT, climbing these hills" - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 829 | "If you're in love why don't you bone?" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 830 | "What's the legal definition of incest" -360chrism 2022 |
| 831 | "GET THE PICKLE OUT, FUZZY!" -360chrism, 2022 |
| 832 | "I'm always looking down on you guys." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 833 | "Can... can you show PP? chrisBeg " - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 834 | "chris would you sign my hair" - naassuu, 2022 |
| 835 | "I used to an avid Wooper breeder until the law shut me down. Apparently our genes are not compatible and even if they were, I didn't have a license." - zookyuk, 2022 |
| 836 | "It's not the strength of the PP that matters, it's the amount" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 837 | "WHO THE **** THROWS GREEN SHELLS BACKWARDS AT 11TH" - JMastJer, 2022 |
| 838 | "Chat did you know that LEGO people lives in house made out of their own flesh? chrisPause " - AlberthRodmen, 2022 |
| 839 | "you can ride me if u want" - AllewdMagnet, 2022 |
| 840 | "Do you Chris in his pizza outfit delivering his 'pizza' chrisHmm " - JMastJer, 2022 |
| 841 | "Yo, can you show PP?" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 842 | "those damn 3 penises are always escaping my balls chrisNyo " - thePaNlC, 2022 |
| 843 | "my kitten is sitting so tight in the nape of my neck she's basically in my throat" - TehLadyK, 2022 |
| 844 | "its so human outside today" - ya_boiijesus, 2022 |
| 845 | "there are starving asses that need to sit chrisSad " - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 846 | "imagine being licked to death, what an excitement" - Nylez, 2022 |
| 847 | "why did decided to use feet as a measure and no dicks? chrisHmm "Hi, I'm 13 dicks and 3 balls" chrisGrin " - AlberthRodmen, 2022 |
| 848 | "I know a cock when I see one" - naniloki, 2022 |
| 849 | "Despite the innate nonchalance of ursine beings, it is evident that the particular specimen in question remains indifferent to the various stimuli and circumstances surrounding it, exhibiting an imperturbable demeanor and a lack of concern for the events transpiring in its proximate environment." - chatgpt, 2022 |
| 850 | "I humbly request that you engage in the act of oral suction upon these delectable, protein-rich kernels" - chatgpt, 2022 |
| 851 | "im so glad you thought of me in the bathroom" - naassuu, 2022 |
| 852 | "Why don't people just get Water-types to vomit in their mouths for drinking water?" Crystalluss, 2023 |
| 853 | "I want the cheese to be spicy and fight back." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 854 | "First female "parts" I ever saw beside my moms" - gruenehosen, 2023 |
| 855 | "if you go to a Pokemon Center store IRL and then die, do you death warp back to the Pokemon Center store?" - bashattack, 2023 |
| 856 | "Chrism, when you are talking to strangers in person, do you find yourself mashing the buttons to skip dialogue?" -zookyuk, 2023 |
| 857 | "The Netherlands. Is that around China?" - EEvisu, 2023 |
| 858 | "Throwback to the good 'ole days... when I wasn't born. Smile :) " -360Chrism, 2023 |
| 859 | "I just got a full 5 sec load. If you know what I mean." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 860 | "Honey, I can't sleep in the same bedroom with you anymore. You're really fucking up my Pokemon Sleep score with your incessant snoring." - bashattack, 2023 |
| 861 | |
| 862 | "the blue sky is unsettling" - xSmacksx, 2023 |
| 863 | "we're in the esports hotel in Osaka" -360chrism, 2023, in the esports hotel in Osaka |
| 864 | "I can't wallkick this ball chrisWTF " - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 865 | "I only poop when your stream is on. So that Japan trip was a rough week for me" - moriturus_ , 2023 |
| 866 | "I don't read in video games." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 867 | "Um miss? I kindly ask you to step on me" - 360Chrism chrisLewd , 2023 |
| 868 | "I'm jealous of chair, I want Chris to sit on me all week too" - ChansPresenting, 2023 |
| 869 | "I need to get rid of Korean" -360chrism, 2023 |
| 870 | "Size MATTERS?! Oh no... " -360chrism, 2023 |
| 871 | "Dude, is the RNG stored in the balls?" 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 872 | "I only just realised that navel and nasal are different words" - The_G_Meister, 2023 |
| 873 | "Reminds me of a time my little cousin kept getting fed shrimp by the chef until he threw up on the grill and the grill cooked his puke." - DMsWorkshop, 2023 |
| 874 | "i changed my toilet seat today after my fat ass broke the previous one chrisNyo " - thePaNlC, 2023 |
| 875 | "I always carve bananas into a perfect replica of a penis before eating them" - The_G_Meister , 2023 |
| 876 | "you're not supposed to kiss the bones, chris" - jpbrennan7 , 2023 |
| 877 | "I was basically inside Nos all week." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 878 | "I'm just here to upset people on YouTube guys, it's my job." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 879 | "Can't spell... blank without... the tits between the balls or something" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 880 | "I'm gonna go for full on biggest hole possible, chat" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 881 | "Dude, my poopie was exposed." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 882 | "apparently on June 5 2023 I bought '11159 SHRIMP COCK 14.29'" - bashattack 2023 |
| 883 | "Chris people is making fun of my english gammar" - Alberth, 2023 |
| 884 | "Look chat, now we can abduct five children at once!" - 360chrism, 2023 |
| 885 | "2013 was 16 years ago chrisSad " - GrandShine49, 2023 |
| 886 | "Gear Up should have been called Raise Cog instead ??" - dxpkd6s46yij6gi4n7mtuh0w1, 2023 |
| 887 | "cHRIS, poo now, nobody will notice unless youn stand up" - marceldm, 2023 |
| 888 | "It doesn't even have arms to hammer its wood chrisGrin " - Kitsuyon, 2023 |
| 889 | "4 guards, 1 cup" - gamerchamp1998, 2023 |
| 890 | "can I see your chocolate starfish brother ??? ?? ??? " - goddamnitgary, 2023 |
| 891 | "It's different when you're playing with yourself and playing with another person" - SheNanagans_, 2023 |
| 892 | "For me physics was always like: There's 2 camels in the desert. Calculate the snow on the north pole. Like nothing made sense to me LUL " - Kitsuyon, 2023 |
| 893 | "Luigi and Shy Guy cracking egg on Mario, Mario takes a dump on Peach" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 894 | "I think the watermelon is the most bangable." - 360chrism, 2023 |
| 895 | "latin was cancelled ages ago tho" - Shedinjask, 2023 |
| 896 | "PUT HIM IN YOUR MOUTH TO KEEP HIM WARM" - micromads, 2023 |
| 897 | "I would suck the surskit toes" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 898 | "Our link cables touched. And the virus was transmitted." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 899 | "Nibble on my rod chrisLewd ", 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 900 | "has anyone ever pulled a condom over their head like a hat and inflated it by using their nose?" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 901 | "if you work at a gas station I'd let you fill up my tank chrisLewd Kappa " - Demki, 2023 |
| 902 | "if a dutchman is a man who is dutch does that make a german a man who is ger" - jpbrennan7, 2023 |
| 903 | "Also related, wearing a thong is a built in fart silencer" TonesBalones, 2023 |
| 904 | "Do you guys use the poop hole in your underwear, or just pull them all the way down?" -rotorcowboy, 2023 |
| 905 | "Is cheering one bit at a time like going to the strip club and throwing pennies at the workers?" - bashattack, 2024 |
| 906 | "I love a certain kind of nut first person to guess gets a big compliment." - demi_l831, 2024 |
| 907 | "If the word 'annoying' was a person, that'd be Daisy" - 360 chrisCrush , 2024 |
| 908 | "Hold on, I'm thinking... I started thinking... maybe a bad idea" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 909 | "I think my wenis could be a little floppier, guys" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 910 | "Are you 3 people" - Dented_Arrow on TikTok, 2024 |
| 911 | "!quarte-vingt" - stefan_zhk12, 2024 |
| 912 | "I just got a message from Bird's toilet" - 360chrism, 2024 |
| 913 | "It's fine, guys, just have sex! What's the problem?" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 914 | "I promise I normally never release this fast, you're just so beautiful" - CRUISECONTROL4COOL, 2024 |
| 915 | "Wait, is ass an instrument?" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 916 | "Chat if we stop showering for like 10 years, we build enough dirt to build a shell crust over our skin chrisWOW " - marceldm, 2024 |
| 917 | " "nasu, how is working for chris?" nasu: "great chrisFine chrisStrong " " - Ingmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, 2024 |
| 918 | "I was a crustle for like 2weeks, warm water was broken chrisSad " - EndyMion0021, 2024 |
| 919 | "Take my house and take my clothes, but don't take my money" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 920 | ''Dammit, I slept through my alarm cock'' - Midni9ht, 2015 |
| 921 | "OBJERULED" - Cuthraxys, 2016 |
| 922 | "It's so depressing when people go to bed" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 923 | "I could probably whistle with burps" - Demki, 2024 |
| 924 | "it's scientifically proven that having a male Combee on your team makes you 10% more attractive" - naassuu, 2024 |
| 925 | "I think I could eat a bowl of melted cheese" - Isotherm, 2024 |
| 926 | "Eggs are the vegetables of the chickens" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 927 | "I met Armada once. We were on the same bus to the airport one time. So we're basically best friends." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 928 | "You're an adult now. You can make girls cry" - Syphoid7, 2024 |
| 929 | "If you said dogs I would have thrown my car out the window" - ballboys675363, 2024 |
| 930 | "why do we need toilets if we can have bins chrisWTF " - marceldm, 2024 |
| 931 | "Oh yeah, people be pissin, look at that" -360chrism, 2024 |
| 932 | "I have now washed the squirrel pee off of me chrisNya " - noodlelizer, 2024 |
| 933 | "You know what I like about streaming? The lack of free speech. I can ban someone if I don't like their name." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 934 | "NOODLE MY GOAT" - k__ris, 2024 |
| 935 | "Skin is just pants for your bones" - Sirgnum, 2024 |
| 936 | "The nut I just natted was so good" - VincentsSin, 2024 |
| 937 | "I will never forget this bite of octopus." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 938 | "the man the milf the legend" -shaunjik, 2024 |
| 939 | "You will be seeing lots of sliding in and out today." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 940 | "honestly when im sick i just pound hot stuff in my body" - EricEvoX, 2024 |
| 941 | "Oh my God, the Kanto economy is run by Big Balls!" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 942 | "caught the same pokemon 300 times and people just kept throwing money at him. being poor is a choice chat" - jpbrennan7, 2024 |
| 943 | "I had 9 drinks and 5 shots one time and managed to drink home safely chrisGrin chrisLUL " -Boaty1223, 2024 |
| 944 | "no such thing as bad drugs, only bad kids" -demickyjr, 2024 |
| 945 | Chris did you know that "three sixty chrism" is an anagram of "sexy merch, I thirst" - IgnisUmbrae 2024 |
| 946 | "Haha thats so crazy chrisWTF whats it called so I can avoid it?" - Qrkel, 2022 |
| 947 | "azuma makoko, like that lion movie" - Heerlijk, 2025 |
| 948 | "you can deflower my pikmin chrisBrows " -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 949 | "pooping is faster if you don't wipe" - naniloki, 2025 |
| 950 | "the risk to "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is "make what you love work and you'll never enjoy a day in your life"" -jpbrennan7, 2025 |
| 951 | |
| 952 | "It's okay to be a jellyfish." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 953 | "I like killing Pikmin." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 954 | "Where is my nude Pikachu?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 955 | "i like it hard chrisBrows " - naassuu, 2025 |
| 956 | "Granbull fans in shambulls" - BenjyRees, 2025 |
| 957 | "Did we just come out of each other?" - Shen, 2025 |
| 958 | "Peach is a terrible public offender" - heyheyitskev, 2025 |
| 959 | "It rumbles their nuggies just the right way I guess" - Syphoid7, 2025 |
| 960 | "I need to repopulate Earth. Any volunteers?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 961 | "Four plus five? That's like, ten." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 962 | "it'll be a great yt vid if you do get deported" - paranoiad_, 2025 |
| 963 | "Shitting with the door open is just a whole other level of freedom, you know what I mean?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 964 | "the ideal time for me to have bought a house was when i was born" -Dettadeus, 2025 |
| 965 | "You cannot trust Ocarina of Time players." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 966 | |
| 967 | "DownBadWhosThisDivaNoCommentThatsAServeSpillTheTeaThatsIconiqueRespectfullyNoInTheirBag" -Wut_whale, 2025 |
| 968 | " chrisClown Chris our winner chrisClown Chris our clown chrisClown He wears a red nose chrisClown and deserves our crown chrisClown " -Alnian, 2025 |
| 969 | "Iso, time marcel out, youre the only one he thrusts chrisStrong " -ya_boiijesus, 2025 |
| 970 | "I wish I could stream naked. That'd be a dream." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 971 | "was Berlin 1989 the first big unwall?" -kiecannon, 2025 |
| 972 | "Marcel forgets poison gas so bash doesnt sue for copyright infringement and learns FLY" - kiecannon, 2025 |
| 973 | "That's a really easy to get Power Star if we're at 69 and we need to finish. Wait, that sounds weird." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 974 | "How many penises does it have?" -360Chrism, discussing a jigsaw piece, 2025 |
| 975 | "It's like, worth it getting deported, you know?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 976 | "Is cow heavier than rosalina?" - 360Chrism, 2025 |
| 977 | "There isn't even 100 people in the world!" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 978 | "I'm Huge Power Swords Dance Zubat now. At +6." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 979 | "They don't call me One Sandwich Chrism for nothing." -3Sandwichrism, 2025 |
| 980 | "Swordward and Shieldbert are the two least ridiculous people in all of Britain." - Quinn_Patrick, 2025 |
| 981 | "No, don't die luigi, you're so sexy" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 982 | "Sub2chrism, what does that mean?" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 983 | "just learn the toe patterns" - EndyMion0021, 2025 |
| 984 | "I do like a good weiner." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 985 | "I just realized ive been watching chrism for about 1/3 of my life" - Maki_Bun, 2025 |
| 986 | "I love nuclear power more than I love Chrism. Sorry" -Daggerstry, 2025 |
| 987 | "I need to ask Chris to sign my ass at the next TwitchCon chrisGrin " - bashattack, 2025 |
| 988 | "Is there something wrong with me when I enjoy when the game bullies me like this?" -360Masochrism, 2025 |
| 989 | "What does dildo mean?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 990 | "I was literally looking for a blue ball and I didn't get one" - 360Chrism, 2025 |
| 991 | "If you die in Canada you die in real life" - thedragonfeeney, 2025 |
| 992 | "can we cummon specific ones or is that a mod privilege" - DemickyJr, 2025 |
| 993 | "Watching these attempts is like those sea turtles that lay hundreds of eggs at a time and most of them just get eaten on the beach right after they hatch." - Quinn_Patrick, 2025 |
| 994 | "Drinking a beer out of a shoe" -Noodlelizer, 2025 |
| 995 | "if you're happy you're winning, but you not getting the shiny is so bad that being happy doesn't even matter" - naassuu, 2025 |
| 996 | "Chat, take off your pants. We need to know." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 997 | "i think i ate one of the mancala stones before" -DolphiGaming, 2025 |
| 998 | "who needs to wash their hands when you can use your tongue" - marceldm, 2025 |
| 999 | "why is the language of the netherlands dutch and not hollandaise" - kiecannon, 2025 |
| 1000 | " i left the EU without physically moving chrisStrong " - GerbilJames, 2025 |
| 1001 | "I've had three crickets in my apartment this week it's been awful" - jpbrennan7, 2025 |
| 1002 | "Did I smell her bed?" -360Chrism, about Emma, 2025 |
| 1003 | "Anyone wanna nibble on my toes? C'mon." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 1004 | "I mowed the lawn today too. I didn't get any checks, IRL AP is broken" - doudoubirb, 2025 |
| 1005 | "Tomatoes on crime are a burger" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 1006 | "space" -360Botm, 2025 |
| 1007 | "We don't need anymore quotes lmao" - jalzki, 2025 |
| 1008 | "i'll lose 86k or win 2 points let's go" -naassuu, 2025 |
| 1009 | "Let me google that, hold on. Obama... Goon corner." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 1010 | "I feel like "Catch the Lubed Up Chrism" is the event that happens immediately following "Hentai with the Boys" " - bashattack, 2025 |
| 1011 | "sup gooners" -micromads, 2025 |
| 1012 | "Meta this meta that, how about you met a girl" -TevioDE, 2025 |
| 1013 | "I've had enough of dildo buns" - jalzki, 2025 |
| 1014 | "Sometimes I just think what comes to my mind" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 1015 | "Chat I have to go strip chrisSad " - GamesWithSkipper, 2025 |
| 1016 | "is doing number 2 for you like a fountain if youre doing it upwards?" - Dreyrr, 2025 |
| 1017 | "100 person chrism community orgypelago" - micromads, 2025 |
| 1018 | "I just caught an Oddish, and it fills THREE of my holes. That thing's so massive!" - 360Chrism, 2025 |
| 1019 | "I have to parse this arcane Bullshit" - gerbiljames, 2025 |
| 1020 | "I want to watch Chris kill people again" - DQbIizzard, 2025 |
| 1021 | 5202 ,7nannerbpj "etisbew lanoitcnuf a si hctiwt yas i dluohs ro" |
| 1022 | "dang Chris really refunct it up :( " -MeekRhino, 2025 |
| 1023 | "Don't f--- me, just go down straight" - star0chris, 2025 |
| 1024 | "James edging the Bottoms? That's crazy" - Ali_Robotnik, 2025 |
| 1025 | "finally good content" -beowulfrulez, 2025; first time chatter during Modstream |
| 1026 | "ya_boiijesus, do you need Jesus?" - bird650, 2025 |
| 1027 | "First stream of the year, and I piss myself" -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1028 | "I touched kangaroo balls, that is factual and true." - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1029 | "now you can carry your P!" - Ali_Robotnik, 2026 |
| 1030 | "'Now die again?" Don't worry, Chris! I'll kill us" - Xem92, 2026 (deathlink on) |
| 1031 | "when nurse joy says "we hope you excel" but you main powerpoint ??" - the_g_meister, 2026 |
| 1032 | "All my thought processes ... prossees ... prostates? No. Process." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1033 | "who up quenching they thirst" - Taedius, 2026 |
| 1034 | "I especially love the taste of grandmas, yes" - micromads, 2026 |
| 1035 | "she park on my pinna til I turbo nozzle" - DQbIizzard, 2026 |
| 1036 | "Wait, I caught Delibird and it gave me charcoal. Does that mean I was a naughty kid?" -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1037 | "You aren't born with a tongue chris. You have to grow it in" - noodlelizer, 2026 |
| 1038 | "all of my mistakes are made with great amounts of overthinking i assure you chrisNod " - jpbrennan7, 2026 |
| 1039 | "2D platformers is just not enough D for me." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1040 | "How do I feel about horse? They're an animal." - PangaeaPanga, 2026 |
| 1041 | "I'll force all my friends to participate. So that's one person extra" - dmnc97, 2026 |
| 1042 | "Have you used mouse controls on pooping yet Chris?" - Flarey2, 2026 |
| 1043 | "wish i'd get a chris d" - nadaira, 2026 |
| 1044 | "Because every number times 0 is zero, and every number times 1 is one" - Jvgl_2000, future accountant, 2026 |
| 1045 | "he's called 360Chrism because his bladder only holds 360ml chrisGrim " - ParkeShark, 2026 |
| 1046 | "Genius So Keith my love chrisUwu " - aluminum76, 2026 |
| 1047 | "Can you give an egg a haircut?" - SheNanagans_, 2026 |
| 1048 | "Yo, who would go to bed with a... watermelon?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1049 | "Say hello to your mom. Tell her how I miss her." -360Chrism, 2026 |