| 1 | "In school, I got a lot of Ds." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 2 | "I don't suck, I'm playing Any%." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 3 | "An eagle came through my window." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 4 | "Stab the door guys, it's being bad." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 5 | "Don't add quotes I never said!" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 6 | "We were too high. #420" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 7 | "69 Stars, HEHEHE" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 8 | "There is an Eiffel Tower in my pants OpieOP " - Gamefandan 2014 |
| 9 | "I would mod airball, but it's airball DansGame " - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 10 | "I don't fucking swear guys!" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 11 | "It went thraight strough the wall!" - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 12 | 'Because you can't chew it and you can't swallow it, you just spit out that ball of something' - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 13 | "That quote is so untrue." - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 14 | "Stop quoting me, guys!" - Okikurume, 2014 |
| 15 | "I'm pregnant." - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 16 | "I'm not saying what you are telling me to say" - 360Chrism 2014 |
| 17 | "Okay, so this door apparently kills us." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 18 | "If you die, I'm throwing this coffee in your face." - Snowman, 2015 |
| 19 | "Your mum is 50/50. OpieOP " - TheEpicFlame 2014 |
| 20 | "I don't need to read the dialogues, I'm fine." -360Chrism, 30 minutes into his blind DK64 101%, 2014 |
| 21 | "You can't grab other kong's bananas" Connor75, 2014 |
| 22 | "He's naked. Buuuuuuut naked" - Chris 2014 |
| 23 | "I really want to go for that wank on the beach right now" Midni9ht, 2014 |
| 24 | "OKI'S HERE?! WHERE IS HE?" - Okikurume, 2014 |
| 25 | "The game crashed right after Oki's raid. Coincidence? I think not." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 26 | |
| 27 | "What does the D stand for?" -360Chrism, 2014 |
| 28 | "#idontcareitismychannel" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 29 | "I think YoPookie can handle more D's than just 2" - Chrism, 2014 |
| 30 | "Why do I have to pee again? That's the real question here." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 31 | "My apartment smells so good right now!" - 360chrism 2014 |
| 32 | "I slept eleventeen hours." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 33 | "LET ME LIVE MY DREAM TO BE THE BIGGEST D" - Elyriasx, 2014 |
| 34 | "Gotta wear a seat belt, don't wanna go too fast ;) " - Chrism, 2014 |
| 35 | "Believe in young Tom Cruise IKireyigasmi" - Schleuderbeutel, 2014 |
| 36 | "Use me, Drastnikov." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 37 | "Next grand star I have to switch starbits" - Chris 2014 |
| 38 | "I'm checking pornhub for research reasons, guys." - Chrism, 2014 |
| 39 | "I will go to the toilet and grab a drink.." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 40 | "Who pays for porn? Please." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 41 | "Just blame Snowman for everything." - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 42 | "I'm a serious person what do you aspect SwiftRage " - Juniseven17, 2014 |
| 43 | "Don't touch my your my pie!" - Midni9ht, 2014 |
| 44 | "You're doing very well." - GLaDOS, 2014 |
| 45 | "Where's the second hole?" -360Chrism, 2014 |
| 46 | "The cake is a lie. Was that Mario?" -Chrism 2014 |
| 47 | "Diven" - 360Chrism, 2014 |
| 48 | "Dude, Dennis, be a loner and cover your boner!" - Chrism via Midni9ht's fan fic, 2014 |
| 49 | "Don't be sad, have a baguette!" - Midni9ht, 2014 |
| 50 | "I'd touch Chris's butt for sure." - Lincuxe, 2014 |
| 51 | "You don't wear hats on your butt" - LaserTG, 2014 |
| 52 | "Hide the gayseed" - Midnight 2014 |
| 53 | "It's not called 'Get squished 2' It's called 'Portal 2' Kappa " - Project127, 2014 |
| 54 | "chrism is the best! chrisKiss " - Quoconut, 2014 |
| 55 | "Microsoft is stupid." - SirStendec, 2015 |
| 56 | "as german, everyone is your neighbour, but no one is your friend." - Fightingnemo 2015 |
| 57 | "guyz we need to find quotes NOW" - Pookie 2015 |
| 58 | "I tried to hit grandma with the boomerang, but it didn't work." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 59 | "Hey, Chrism!" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 60 | "I know I'm pretty, but..." -360Chrism 2015 |
| 61 | "I just ate chickpeas and beans two days in a row, I can't stop farting, my ass is a wind turbine PogChamp " - 2eme4ever, 2015 |
| 62 | "Something tells me I'm stupid!" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 63 | "Oh dang, Pooptown Castle isn't an actual place!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 64 | "Oh look, it's Ganondorf........ you're fugly." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 65 | "Heh... 'erected', heh." - 420Chrism, 2015 |
| 66 | "It's so unrealistic." - Guy Who Regularly Plays A Game Where A Goddamn Plumber Flies Through Space To Beat Up A Turtle, 2015 |
| 67 | "Be right back, going to put toast in the toaster" - Chris 2015 |
| 68 | "Can I use Rosalina in Hyrule Warriors?" -Chris 2015 |
| 69 | "Guys it won't go bad it'll just get harder and harder. *Whispers into the mic* It'll get harder guys." - 360Chrism 2015 |
| 70 | "Unfollowed. Unsubscribed. Cache Cleared. Reinstalled Windows." - timepast, 2015 |
| 71 | "Who plays videogames when you're 20 years old? That's so childish!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 72 | "Sometimes you just have to punch the wall" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 73 | "That was my hole" -360chrism 2015 |
| 74 | ''as a meme lord i love all my subject as they are but sometime just sometime i wonder what if i wasnt a meme lord were would be those lost souls'' - YoPookie 2015 |
| 75 | "Aw, we would have survived everything! That's boring." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 76 | "I don't think at all." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 77 | "This looks suspicious, man! Let's bomb it!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 78 | "Where is a hot girl when you need it?" - Chris, 2015 |
| 79 | "Well Nintendo is a Japanese company. Japanese love testicles" - JasonJJ17, 2015 |
| 80 | "Alright, let me look at his body parts." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 81 | "I did it. I did a Zeldo." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 82 | "American football is weird. You should call it wrestling with an egg." -Chrism 2015 |
| 83 | "It's not late; it's 5am." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 84 | "Why rage when you can also not rage" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 85 | "sea sponges can live for up to like a thousand years or something dont quote me on that" - HarpoTheSquid, 2015 |
| 86 | "I'm saving time on every single split! Except for the splits where I'm losing time." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 87 | "I can't get it up anymore" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 88 | "I always look drained because I work out and stuff" -Chrism 2015 |
| 89 | "Does anyone here have plans for Valentine's-related stuff? Wait, what am I talking about, we're on Twitch." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 90 | "Sometimes you gotta eat the greasy shit" -Chrism 2015 |
| 91 | "juni is a cute gril" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 92 | "why is there always a time limit" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 93 | "Na, na he blew me" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 94 | "Hey chris, hey chat....reggie from nintendo here. im glad to see you're enjoying one of our finer games, Majoras Mask 3d. And i just wanted to tell you how I appreciate you're not breaking the game like other players. thank you and game on" - Airball12, 2015 |
| 95 | "I'm becoming a weeaboo, guys." - 360Chrism-san, 2015 |
| 96 | "juni, the moderator sniper" - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 97 | |
| 98 | "There's a freaking big cow....and I can't even kill it." -Chrism 2015 |
| 99 | "I always answer PMs if necessary" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 100 | "Did they actually find nemo in this movie?" - Timepast 2015 |
| 101 | "lol nemo" - TS Raid, 2015 |
| 102 | "Juni is love, Juni is life." -Zavahl 2015 |
| 103 | "I feel, I can feel how the, the healthyness, is that a word?, of this smoothie is filling my body with energy and is kicking out the bad stuff." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 104 | |
| 105 | "You can sit on chairs?!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 106 | "360Chrism? That's a boring name." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 107 | "I wish life had savestates" -Chrism 2015 |
| 108 | "We have separate health so we can lavaboost quite a lot... I'm dead." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 109 | "If we take half an hour to get this, I'm quitting Mario forever. I will eat my cartridge." - Snowman, 2015 |
| 110 | "I thought ledge grabbing only works if youre straight" - Lincuxe 2015 |
| 111 | "Doors are female...because you go in them Kappa " -360chrism 2015 |
| 112 | "We're both Wigglers! We both wiggled... together." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 113 | "Chat is weird today. And when I mean chat, I mean Juni!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 114 | "We should call him YoPuke-ie. *fistbumps self*" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 115 | "I'm a idiot" - 360chrism 2015 |
| 116 | "It was not just a toilet, it was an experience." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 117 | "You know what happens when you go to AGDQ? U GET FAMOUS" -360Chrism, 2015 |
| 118 | "D E S U" - HarpoTheSquid, 2015 |
| 119 | "I did it. I did it! ...Didn't I?" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 120 | "Geoff is in line for Double Penetration" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 121 | |
| 122 | "I have bigger boobs than Rosalina, that's all that matters right now." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 123 | "You can see me, right? Thats all that matters." -Chrism 2015 |
| 124 | "We're speedrunners, we hate our lives!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 125 | "It was pineapple, fuck you guys!" -360chrism, 2015, before he adopted the whole "ananas" thing |
| 126 | "You can win points here!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 127 | "Dude, why are you donating? Don't do that." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 128 | "Can you PM me the link in a PM?" -Chrism 2015 |
| 129 | "I used to play video games while streaming" -Chrism 2015 |
| 130 | "Put your tentacles somewhere else!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 131 | "Dang, that was like, such good movement! And then I died, which... isn't the best." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 132 | "Drast is also my favorite anime character" -Chrism 2015 |
| 133 | "You can call me god" -Chrism 2015 |
| 134 | "STUPID WIGGLER!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 135 | "Getting ready for july 4th, international juni day" -HarpoTheSquid 2015 |
| 136 | "Can I sell my farts on eBay?" - Chris, 2015 |
| 137 | "You can abuse me. I don't mind." - Chrism 2015 |
| 138 | "Would you please go in the toilet?" -Chrism 2015 |
| 139 | "Goomba porn mmm my favorite" -Chrism 2015 |
| 140 | "When I hear the jingle my hands automatically go to the split button all becoming timesave" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 141 | "The last run I did died here because i died" Chrism 2015 |
| 142 | "Feel free to shit on me" -Chrism 2013 |
| 143 | "I just wanted to sound normal..." -Chrism 2015 |
| 144 | "I just talked to the wingcap" -Chrism 2015 |
| 145 | "can you sell WRs on ebay?"-Chrism 2015 |
| 146 | "Chris is an asshole." -Stendec 2015 |
| 147 | "I've actually never seen a female" -Chrism 2015 |
| 148 | "You ruined it, airball!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 149 | "I can say the stupidest stuff today, quoteconut is ded, heh" -Chrism 2015 |
| 150 | "I'm gonna kill it. Guys, I'm gonna kill it" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 151 | "RASINSTORM BOYS" - 360chrism, 2015 [3rd 602 race] |
| 152 | "My left wrist hurts. I masturbated too much. No, just kidding, I'm right handed." -360Chrism 2015 |
| 153 | "good job pegging him in the butt to keep him from going underground" - Supreme, 2015 |
| 154 | "yea it is probably really long harpo" - Chrisoofy, 2015 |
| 155 | "I don't even know what Tumblr is, but I made an account!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 156 | "How do you go to the bathroom? I don't, I just shit my pants" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 157 | "Yeah, I'm actually Chinese, guys." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 158 | "I'll be creaming" -360chrism 2015 |
| 159 | "WHERE THE BIG BOOBS AT" - Olib40, 2015 |
| 160 | "I hate when boxes are on top of boxes" -Fuzzy 2015 |
| 161 | "This trick is stupid and should never have been found, but i love it" -360chrism 2015 |
| 162 | "If you wanna send me nudes, on snapchat, sure. Just do it." -Chrism 2015 |
| 163 | " chrisWTF im not a meme here" - Gabgab2222, 2015 |
| 164 | "0 star is stupid" -Chrism 2015 |
| 165 | "Veman, you suck man, you'll never beat my PB!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 166 | "I remain unquoted to this day. Good times." - BlazePentium, 2015 |
| 167 | "See? That's what you get for tripping. You're dead. How are you gonna explain that to your family?" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 168 | "I don't even know why Pengu is a mod, probably misclicked." - Chrism 2014 |
| 169 | "I don't even see any game sounds" - VerveMan6 2015 |
| 170 | "For a good speedrun you need good speed" - Chrism, 2015 |
| 171 | "DOWN WITH CANADA!" -Chrism 2015 |
| 172 | "Where you came from? My mothers Vagina! " Chrism 2015 |
| 173 | "Good thing I don't have friends" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 174 | "Let me just kill these innocent animals; it's what I do for a living." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 175 | "We gotta get a run going to prevent Fisherman from streaming." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 176 | "Get in my balls!" -360Chrism, approximately 1000 years after the year 1015 Anno Domini (a.k.a. Current Era) |
| 177 | "I would never reset over bad rng, you know? Who does that? WutFace " -Chrism 2015 |
| 178 | "Stendec is literally made by me, Demolition1414." SirStendec 2015 |
| 179 | "I need to save" (*Currently has 8 lives left*) - 360chrism, 2015 |
| 180 | "Stop the cock for the red coins" - Dreyrr, 2015 |
| 181 | "What do you call a group of doctors that can't do their laundry? Doctors without QUARTERS!" -SGDQ 2015 |
| 182 | "Put your feet on the table, there are people who'd like that." - Chrism @ SGDQ, 2015 |
| 183 | "Can anyone explain monkey glitch? Because I Can't." - Chrism @ SGDQ 2015 |
| 184 | "Speedrunning sucks in general" - Chrism 2015 |
| 185 | "Get in there,GET IN THERE!" -360Chrism 2015 |
| 186 | "I'm a meme! yay!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 187 | "Now the real hard stuff, LIKE MY PENIS" - Chrism 2015 |
| 188 | "no offense, but your accent sounds german" - romscout, addressing a German, 2015 |
| 189 | "how does Quoteconut record quotes? Does is just take anything that was said in the chat ever?" - Mochtroidprime 2015 |
| 190 | "What is your name chris" - Shazam8 2015 |
| 191 | "Dude, i know" - Drastnikov, 2015 |
| 192 | "He's eating all my balls" - Chrism 2015 |
| 193 | "Chris, we're your moderators, so we have to moderate you!" -Stendec, Drast and Quooo, 2015 |
| 194 | "It's a female, that sucks" - Chris, 2015 |
| 195 | "lol that needs to be my quoteconut quote" - Nerd_squared 2015 |
| 196 | "delete to hide my shame" - olib40 2015, after adding a quote by mistake |
| 197 | "He's not giving me dem balls tho" -Chrism 2015 |
| 198 | "Fcking Breadcasting license" -Chrisoofy 2015 |
| 199 | "is columns sideways?" - Bennybo1234 2015 |
| 200 | "We're gonna make it medium length, if you know what i mean" - Chrism 2015 |
| 201 | "But can you kill fire with fire?" - 420Chrism, 2015 |
| 202 | "Unfollowed. Unsubscribed. Undonated. Un-FFZed. Removed Windows. Formatted hard-drive. Destroyed computer. Left America." - Stendec 2015 |
| 203 | "We have to go in and out, in and out, if you know what I mean." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 204 | "I take bribes, so don't worry" -360Chrism 2015 |
| 205 | "When is bowser giving me the balls again" - Chrism 2015 |
| 206 | "I'm not rushing! I'm just bad, dude. You know that!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 207 | "Dude, I'm so proud of me" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 208 | "Dat friggling Wiggler host" - 360Chrism 2015 |
| 209 | "Chris is from Mermany" - juniseven17, 2015 |
| 210 | "We gotta beat it from the other side now" -Chrism 2015 |
| 211 | "BOWER YOU FAT FUCK JUST DIE" -Olib, 2015 |
| 212 | "It's funny because I died" -Chrism 2015 |
| 213 | "I have a lot of mods, but it's not their job to moderate my chat." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 214 | "Don't ask me, I'm not ebay! Or google! Or both...." -Chrism 2015 |
| 215 | "I should have read all of this!" -360Chrism, while skipping five pages of text, 2015 |
| 216 | "I CAN'T AFFORD THE SMOOCH!" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 217 | "Welcome to that group of people, that subbed to Chrism " Chrism 2015 |
| 218 | "Oh yeah, everyone does crack, right?" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 219 | "Wait... is there a Birdo at the end of every single level?!" - 360Chrism, beginning to realize his mistake, 2015 |
| 220 | "Oh, you can stand on everything but on hedgehogs, how much sense does that make?" - 360Chrism, master of biology, 2015 |
| 221 | "Is this a whistle?" - 360Chrism, on Micro-Goombas, 2015 |
| 222 | "Yooo, that was pure luck, man! I-I mean, pure skill." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 223 | "Why do I need stupid Baby Mario on my back?" - 360Chrism, after skipping the story of Yoshi's Island, 2015 |
| 224 | "I'll wait." -360Chrism, nowhere near often enough |
| 225 | "How do we beat this boss?" - 360Chrism, while performing the action he needs to do to beat the boss, 2015 |
| 226 | "I'm playing video games every day, I don't need to know what day of the week it is" - Chrism 2015 |
| 227 | "Okay, let's not take the drug..." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 228 | "It's so long... like my DICK! ...just kidding." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 229 | "I dunno, maybe I'm good at sucking ass" - Chris, 2015 |
| 230 | "People on the internet are stupid. That is why chris became a full-time professional internet person" 420 BlazePentium 2015 |
| 231 | "I can save some Pikmin or skip a cutscene, hm... I'll skip a cutscene." - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 232 | "No Reset 120 Star speedrun unless i reset" Chrism 2015 |
| 233 | "I Look like a fetus ? It's like, I'm inside my dad's balls." -Chrism, 2015 |
| 234 | "I'm really feeling it! OneHand b" -Chrism 2015 |
| 235 | "I'm not a meme." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 236 | "no one dances like me MVGame " -Chrism 2015 |
| 237 | "That sounds fun, yelling at snowman" -Chrism 2015 |
| 238 | " HeyGuys . Follow me." -360Chrism 2015 |
| 239 | "The wig is serious business!" - 360Chrism 2015 |
| 240 | "It's going to be the saddest moment ever when this train sets sail--because that's what trains do." - Chrism, 2015 |
| 241 | "yo, are those naturals?" -Chrism 2015 |
| 242 | "#chriswithhemanwigismyfetish" -360Chrism 2015 |
| 243 | "So many grills I don't know where to put my meat Kreygasm " -ChancePlay 2016 |
| 244 | "I can confirm that I do indeed poop, and quite often. However, I have never pooped a solid metre cubed ice cube out of my exit hole." - Project127, 2016 |
| 245 | "noone misses throws like snowman" -Chrism at agdq 16 |
| 246 | |
| 247 | "Ok someone just dropped a hundo on daddy" -Project127 2016 |
| 248 | "I usually cover the remote with my hand chrisLewd " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 249 | "samus take ur fookin suit off" - Olib40, 2016 |
| 250 | "Some people have a feet cam on their stream, I don't know. Some people are into this." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 251 | "I want broccoli on my pizza, I'm a weird person OK" - Chrism 2016 |
| 252 | "So you wanna have my first Sub??? Dont worry I will be gentle chrisLewd " - 69Chrism 2016 |
| 253 | "You can see every pixel, that means it's good, right?" - Chrism 2016 |
| 254 | "I never get to raid so you so if you're I'm doing it dammit!" - RedFalconGames, 2016 |
| 255 | "If Chris doesn't get 100 on this he sucks." - Bird650, 2016 |
| 256 | "Didn't expect to fail that one" - 360chrism 2016 |
| 257 | "Alright, can I kill Peach by myself...? Yes, I can." - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 258 | "I managed to stretch my PP out far enough though" - Shen, 2016 |
| 259 | "That's a female! NOOOOO" -Chrism 2016 |
| 260 | "Well, if my mom ever finds me snuggled up with my tablet watching your stream at night, she asks me how I'm ever gonna get married. Kappa " - Airball12 2016 |
| 261 | "What the hell is French?!" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 262 | "Are you ready to be blown? ...I mean your minds." - 360chrism 2016 |
| 263 | "Dang, who knew the hulk liked squirting" - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 264 | "Don't donate! Keep your money!" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 265 | "did you cut your hair chris? No, i lost my hair in a bathing accident " - Chrism 2016 |
| 266 | "3D World is horrible" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 267 | "LETS GO CRAP chrisKarp " - Chrisoofy, 2016 |
| 268 | "I'm never drinking ever again quote me on that" -BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| 269 | "I mean I'm not saying anything but Hitler never enabled sub-only chat. OMGScoots " -SirStendec 2016 |
| 270 | "I love me some dong girls, don't quote me on that" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 271 | "Alex, did you look up what penetrating means? For example when i am raiding a stream and penetrating it ?" -69Chrism 2016 |
| 272 | " Dude i always wanna play with you guys , but i am stupid" chrism 2016 |
| 273 | "When it's really big, I'm gonna go full in, all in..." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 274 | "The Size of a streamer is not determined by his Follower count, its by his Penis" - 69Chrism 2016 |
| 275 | "I don't even have balls" - Shenanagans_, 2016 |
| 276 | "I murdered those Pikmin, guys. Hundreds of them." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 277 | "Just put her child back in her belly, why not" - Mp7767, 2016 |
| 278 | "This wasn't about Pookie. This was about sending a message... to Pookie" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 279 | "Dude, my Snapchat is like 50% nuggies" - 360chrism 2016 |
| 280 | "Shoutouts to Veegie for criticizing everything ever" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 281 | "I'm scared of hard" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 282 | "Wall kicks will work won't work" Chrism 2016 |
| 283 | "I'm bouncing on Peach! ...Don't think lewd about what I just said." - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 284 | "Why do we need quotes anyway chrisWTF " - TXLB2, 2016 |
| 285 | "But maybe I WILL win" - 360chrism shortly before losing (2016) |
| 286 | "You will use your Native American powers to start a casino" - Drast (to Pookie) 2016 |
| 287 | "Well, we basically got 120 stars, right?" -119Chrism, 2016 |
| 288 | "I would be concerned if you didn't have a crush on me." - 360chrism 2016 |
| 289 | |
| 290 | "Chris be nice to Bird! it's International Women's Day! OpieOP " - Shadichibi, 2016 |
| 291 | "I would dance naked at AGDQ" - Chrism 2016 |
| 292 | "I could even get the star! Nah, screw the star." - 360Chrism, before losing at Mario Party (2016) |
| 293 | "That feeling when going fast and not realizing that going fast" - Chrism 2016 |
| 294 | "You can buy a sub with a Subway giftcard.... on twitch" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 295 | "Dude, I always press the wrong button. Like, who does that?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 296 | "I was corrected by the Dutch guy! I can't believe it!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 297 | "I LOVE YOU GEOFF SIGN MY BOOBS" -Chrism 2016 |
| 298 | |
| 299 | "The aiming's not hard. I just can't aim" -360chrism 2016 |
| 300 | "Fearow is Attracted to the Murkrow. So why can't he Drill Peck??? OpieOP " - Veegie64, 2016 |
| 301 | "sub TAS? I could do that." -360Chrism 2016 |
| 302 | "I think Psychic is Bug" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 303 | "I didn't push it in? Really?! What the hell." - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 304 | "Speedrun Sunday, welcome to twitch.tv/360chrism, it's my channel, i can do whatever the hell i want, get out of here" - 360Savage, 2016 |
| 305 | "I wish I was naked." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 306 | "I swear in 2014 I used that strat" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 307 | "I mean, I know I look good, but is the quality good?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 308 | "FFZ is better BetterTwitchTV" - Chrism 2016 |
| 309 | "I'm no scientist, but that would be a weird looking mouth, if that was a mouth." - 360Chrism, not a scientist (2016) |
| 310 | "Do all the insects in my kitchen count as pets?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 311 | "This isn't really a maze." - 360Chrism, 45 seconds before getting lost in the maze and dying. (2016) |
| 312 | "Guys, that wasn't...water" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 313 | "You know what, I'm a scrub today. Don't judge me!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 314 | "42*7 = 43 chrisMath" - Kaze_shin, student of mathematics, 2016 |
| 315 | "Who wears pants anyway?" - RedFalconGames, 2016 |
| 316 | "I was gonna whip it out at the end of my life" - RedFalconGames, 2016 |
| 317 | "If I get high enough, I'm just gonna think...like...reverse." - 420chrism, 2016 |
| 318 | "Wait, did he just resub while he was naked?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 319 | "You can't stop what you never started." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 320 | "If I had a Chrism body pillow, I could cuddle with myself. Wouldn't that be weird?" -Chrism, 2016 |
| 321 | "I had to destroy Bird. It's important to me, you know?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 322 | "90% of the speedrunning community are all cheaters!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 323 | "yeah dude like he dosent have a girl friend cuz he likes nuggies better" -YoPookie 2016 |
| 324 | "Dont sub to me because you like my emotes, sub to me because you LOVE ME" 69 Chrism, 2016 |
| 325 | "I'll treat you to some nuggies, guys, if you know what I mean." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 326 | "MURICA!....I ate KFC today" -360chrism 2016 |
| 327 | "Chris is a weenie" - Bird650, 2016 |
| 328 | "This game is a breeze." - 360chrism before game-overing in Super Mario Bros. (2016) |
| 329 | "I know how to eat ass in Japanese" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 330 | "Vafan Maral!" -360chrism 2015 |
| 331 | "It's not as hard as I made it earlier" - 360Chrism 2016 |
| 332 | "How many stars do you get in 0star?" - Kokomo82 2016 |
| 333 | "how about spicy jesus" -chrism 2016 |
| 334 | "Twitch is like the goofy younger brother that you always hate, but you have to love because he's your brother." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 335 | "I have a penis" Chrism 2016 |
| 336 | "English is stupid" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 337 | "No hablo Germany" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 338 | "I don't have a problem, I promise. ...Okay, maybe a little." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 339 | "When in doubt, blame Airball." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 340 | "Streaming is easy, man. You just hit a button and play video games. That's all you do." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 341 | "I always like to bump Rosalina" - 69chrism, 2016 |
| 342 | "Studies have shown that you perform better while watching my stream. ...Certain studies. OpieOP " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 343 | "When I'm talking about speedrunning and strats, you should never believe me; I have no clue what I'm talking about." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 344 | "What do the black holes do? They hug you really hard. Then you die." - 360chrism, Black Hole Expert, 2016 |
| 345 | "Dude, on Twitch, we're all male. There's no females on here. DUH!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 346 | "Nah I don't eat, I only inhale dust and live off that" -360chrism 2016 |
| 347 | "What's the point of the 602? Getting really tired." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 348 | "She's married? Is that a problem?" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 349 | "YouTube is easy business." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 350 | "You don't rip off arms, you just go right for the nose" -360chrism 2016 |
| 351 | "Whatever I'm doing, I'm doing it right." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 352 | "WHO EVEN NEEDS FEMALES DansGame " -Ladaur 2016 |
| 353 | "Once your dick os fully developed you'll understand why Rosalina is so poupular" - Airball12, 2016 |
| 354 | "Don't believe anything I say" - Chris, 2016 |
| 355 | "I should just take my time...but that would be boring!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 356 | "I only follow people I follow." -Chris 2016 |
| 357 | "I haven't ogne yet Pojcashamep" - Drastnikov, 2014 |
| 358 | "If I mess up, I mess up with style, heh-heh." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 359 | "GET THE FUCK OFF MY SOLAR PANEL" -Figh16 2016 |
| 360 | "I'd eat some Olib" - 369chrism, 2016 |
| 361 | "nipples are for balance, aren't they?" - swagnemite4, 2016 |
| 362 | "100% skill" - 360chrism after winning 100% rng minigame (2016) |
| 363 | "I'd smash 50 year old javo Keepo " - GalacticElliot 2016 |
| 364 | "Subs aren't actual people" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 365 | "Put it in! Do it!" -Chrism 2016 |
| 366 | "You are in puberty, and when you are in puberty your penis will be hard sometimes" -Ella 2016 |
| 367 | "I like the dragon dildo" -Chrism 2016 |
| 368 | "Dude, my big one is a bit lewd at the end from what I can recall." - Midni9ht, 2016 |
| 369 | "I don't want to be good at games." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 370 | "Yeah, me and thiefbug. We're a thing now. " -Chrism 2016 |
| 371 | "Yo, I'm proud of that, what I put in there." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 372 | "If i was Javo, you would be my weather forecast lady" 369Chrism 2016 |
| 373 | "This game is harder than my penis" - Chrism 2016 |
| 374 | "I don't want to think. I just want to go right and jump!" -Chrism 2016 |
| 375 | "Where are all the BAD LEVELS" chrisWTF Chrism 2016 playing Mario Maker |
| 376 | "That wouldn't have happened if I played well" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 377 | "who eats pizza on pineapple" - Ellaapiie, 2016 |
| 378 | "rub nutella on my nipples" -Olib40, 2016 |
| 379 | "Omega Ruby gives me a boner" - ChaoticBlasta 2016 |
| 380 | "There's a D in grandma" - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 381 | "i don't think my D would be big enough to fit 26x26 pixels ha" -Dwhatever 2016 |
| 382 | "I saw simple do that...it's not so simple" -360chrism 2016 |
| 383 | "I'm the princess in the relationship" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 384 | "I am playing with my penis right now" Chrism 2016 |
| 385 | "Sperm Machine is just a synonym for Chrism" - Random_Tank, 2016 |
| 386 | "I'd be gay for you" - Midni9ht 2016 |
| 387 | "Galaxy any%? I would be streaming until 4am. DUDE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA PogChamp " - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 388 | "I would love to be inside Olib's for just one day" -Project 2016 |
| 389 | "I DONT WANT DICK ON DICK ACTION chrisWTF " - ????? (dskyguy), 2016 |
| 390 | "If it's not nice anymore then it's not nice" - Chrism 2016 |
| 391 | "I work a lot" -Chrism 2016 |
| 392 | "We gotta clean up the bitches" Chrism 2016 |
| 393 | "I like it when project calls me daddy" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 394 | "I'm just gonna search memes on pornhub" -360chrism 2016 |
| 395 | "Trust me I'm a meme expert" - Project127, 2016 |
| 396 | "dude, I need hobbies." - Chrism 2016 |
| 397 | "xheisWOW" -svop123 2016 |
| 398 | "I'm gonna suck out yoshi" chrisLewd -369chrism 2016 |
| 399 | "Only think about food when you can actually get food OpieOP " -angelaachan, 2016 |
| 400 | "I can't speak German, man! German's too hard!" - 360chrism, German streamer, 2016 |
| 401 | "I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna kill you. Bunny for dinner guys." -360Chrism, 2016 |
| 402 | "I need to chill for a sex" - LittleGeneralX, 2016 |
| 403 | "jeeez, you just dropped my controller on my wee wee" Theno1Alex 2016 |
| 404 | "Okay Javo. Kiss me now. Here we go. No turning back!" - 360Chrism, 2016 |
| 405 | "chris has to use his brain, dont distract him with his dick" -seythi2 2016 |
| 406 | "If everyone knows what you meant, then it's not a mistake." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 407 | "Twitch Prime is like big boobs of Twitch right now." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 408 | "'I just get in the channel, and he immediately fails.' You make that sound like a coincidence, I always fail" - Chris, 2016 |
| 409 | "why be with someone when you can be hot single and ready to MingLee " -olib 2016 |
| 410 | "Why stop when you're enjoying it?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 411 | "If angela joins chris hansen will be at your doorstep faster than you can say chrislewd" Airball, 2016 |
| 412 | "Dude, stripping is art. Why is it not on Twitch?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 413 | "Who plays as Mario in a Mario game?" - Chrism 2016 |
| 414 | "i can slide it right in" 360Chrism 2016 |
| 415 | "You can't blow!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 416 | "chrism has an idea? we're screwed WutFace " - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 417 | "YAHAA I'm Dentist!" - Hatenalinkable, 2016 |
| 418 | "Who's ready for some Peach booty grabbin'?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 419 | "I have no thoughts. I'm dead inside." - 360 chrisRIP , 2016 |
| 420 | "Uh, clearly I was touching it; it was all up in my ass" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 421 | "I wonder if people get offended by the things I say" -Chrism 2016 |
| 422 | "Who wants to be a professional at anything?" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 423 | "Who's Bill Murray?" Chris, 2016 |
| 424 | "I'm as PJSalt y as a piece of PJSugar " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 425 | "dude, wigglerbot is ass. I wish it would never talk, but it just does" -Chrism the wiggler 2016 |
| 426 | "On Thursdays, i turn off all my electricity and I get naked and then I go into the nature and enjoy mother earth, for a whole day" 360Chrism 2016 |
| 427 | "dang project.... but I'm your daddy" -Chrism 2016 |
| 428 | "The last time me and bird planned a bingo, my appendix almost exploded" -Chrism 2016 |
| 429 | "Walt Disney is dead?" - 360Chrism 2016 |
| 430 | "i'm getting kinda moist" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 431 | "You need to spend money to make money. That's how business works." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 432 | "meatspin is pretty good tbh" - SlowkingTTV, 2016 |
| 433 | "Sometimes I put my mouse cursor over Chris', and pretend that we're holding hands" -Project127, 2016 |
| 434 | " I'm basically lile Kim Kardashian's waist line. I'm just a huge ass" -Nospimi99, 2016 |
| 435 | "You can't...come...everywhere LaterSooner " - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 436 | "I'm Googling Blowhard" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 437 | "I put my partner in the wrong position, sadly." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 438 | "Barefoot forever? But what if you find a lego on the streets? You'll die!" -360chrism, 2016 |
| 439 | "I hate talking to you" - Bird, 2016 |
| 440 | "Oh it is just a host" Chrism 2016 |
| 441 | "Long claw of the law. That's the nickname for my penis" - Chris, 2016 |
| 442 | "It's like we're speedrunning" - 360chrism during a speedrun (2016) |
| 443 | "What? Our balls just touched." - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 444 | "Thank you for doing it in my channel." -360Chrism 2016 |
| 445 | "and some men are mothers too" -Sixtynl 2016 |
| 446 | "You're already small so you have small clothes, right?" ~ Chrisoofy to quo, 2016 |
| 447 | "The Skinny Penis is getting no love, man" Chris, 2016 |
| 448 | "toilets are important" -360Chrism 2016 |
| 449 | "Pull it away from your mouyth just a smudge and it'll be good, Chris" - Mic_Feedback, 2016 |
| 450 | "I couldn't even" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 451 | "yea in europe it is germany" - Chrisoofy, 2016 |
| 452 | "Are you ready for the special thing.... in my pants?" -Chrism 2016 |
| 453 | "airball adds the worst quotes he just adds any old random shit" -olib 2016 |
| 454 | "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional." - LittleGeneralX, 2016 |
| 455 | "I get paid to be excited" -mic lady at the game awards 2016 |
| 456 | "He said he liked my melons better chrisGrin " - angelaachan, 2016 |
| 457 | "If you want to heat up the room quicker I could send you my mixtape?" -Project127, 2016 |
| 458 | "Have you ever tried to eat a cock? It's very time consuming chrisGrin " - VengefulHermes, 2016 |
| 459 | "hey pom, I know a streamer who really likes your juice maybe you should slide into his DM's" - ChaoticBlasta via Twitter (2016) |
| 460 | "i found a brownie in my pants before" - Olib40 2016 |
| 461 | "If the bush is smaller the tree looks bigger" - Chris, 2016 |
| 462 | "What's wrong with this run? It's so good!" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 463 | "let him trowh the balls at you when you are closer to his face" - Sixtynl, 2016 |
| 464 | "My favourite game is barbie and the magic of pegasus" -Project127, 2016 |
| 465 | "I've been here since the beginning but I'm leaking and wrapping presents chrisLewd " AngelLoLion 2016 |
| 466 | "You should only celebrate your birthday once, when you were born. FACT" Chrism 2016 |
| 467 | "!shit" - VouivreCritique, 2016 |
| 468 | "conrs7iut+" - 360chrism, 2016 |
| 469 | "Why is the bird flying?" - Chris, 2016 |
| 470 | "They saw a penis and they were like, 'Woah. Woah, that's unfortunate.'" Chrism birth story 2016 |
| 471 | "K ate my cream pie, what I miss" - Electric_Alane, 2016 |
| 472 | "He spawned inside of me, dude... What a dick" - Chris, 2016 |
| 473 | "Someone donated 10 Swiss money, an hour ago" - Chris, 2016 |
| 474 | "I'll be doing chrism all night" - Odmewhirter123, 2016 |
| 475 | '' If you get cock get a good one ffs'' - Angelaachan 2016 |
| 476 | "So I pretty much almost died on stream" -Chrism 2016 |
| 477 | "When do the 2017 quotes start? OpieOP " - automatonTom, 2017 |
| 478 | "I'm really scared of pizza in America, it's disgusting!" - Chris, 2017 |
| 479 | "Angela I have that screenshot of your fake cock" - zzl_Kobra_lzz, 2017 |
| 480 | "I like nuts" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 481 | " I'm rooting for the trees. Get it, be because trees have roots... " -Bacontaro, 2017 |
| 482 | "I lost my virginity to my girlfriend and my dad to cancer. One was awesome and done quick, the other was not" - Project127, 2017 |
| 483 | "Chat so fast, no one knows I got a nice ass OhMyDog OhMyDog OhMyDog " - Electric_Alane, 2017 |
| 484 | "holy shit my buttcheeks" -Angelaachan, 2017 |
| 485 | "lets talk about my ass" - lolib40, 2017 |
| 486 | "I rekt her so hard, dude...she wasn't ready" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 487 | "do vegetarian snakes exist?" - Ellaapiie, 2017 |
| 488 | "If a child chokes on chocolate without a toy inside, isn't that just natural selection?" - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 489 | "steaks and BJs dont fit together tbh, you can chew on both kffcPuke " -Chrisoofy, 2017 |
| 490 | "Please tell me I did everything wrong" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 491 | "We're not playing multiplayer, I don't have friends"- 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 492 | "A guy in Egypt offered to my dad, 2 camels for my sister. Personally I wanted to make the trade but my dad wasn't as keen." -Project127, 2017 |
| 493 | "i have one of sam's shirts, i smell it every now and then" - Chrescendo, 2017 |
| 494 | "I'm always on sale, but for the right price... I'll be whatever you want me to be" - Smoke_chi, 2017 |
| 495 | "Frick now I'm craving cock" - Angelaachan, 2017 |
| 496 | "Thraight strough the girl" Chrism 2017 |
| 497 | "I dont need a Badge, my e-penis is big enough." -Pac__ 2017 |
| 498 | "I'm getting so much better at this game"..... *dies* - Chris, 2017 |
| 499 | "I'm gonna use Mom" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 500 | "I'd spread my ass out for olib" - Smoke_Chi, 2017 |
| 501 | " I wish Chris would hold my boobs FeelsBadMan " -Project127, 2017 |
| 502 | "I noticed that sam made the D big" 360Chrism 2017 |
| 503 | "Those are some good nuts" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 504 | "vegans are more on the spit side than the swallow side" - romster81, 2017 |
| 505 | "I think Alex is on his period" - 360chrism 2017 |
| 506 | "Every day when I'm playing Pokemon Go, I just think about how I'm wasting my time" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 507 | "I trapped the little girl in the mart" - Chris, 2017 |
| 508 | "for distance, the US use feet to remember how badly we kicked Britian's ass" - bhnb78 2017 |
| 509 | "#UnmodSoofyAndModSoofy" - Losviken, 2017 |
| 510 | "This is better than Zelda" - 360chrism talking about Shrek 2 (2017) |
| 511 | "tfw there's hot singles in your area and you are interested but just get a virus instead chrisCry chrisCry " -bignnthicc, 2017 |
| 512 | "Ok let's do 380 star. Just kidding, fuck this game" - Chris, 2017 |
| 513 | "Odme... Mr..... DICK" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 514 | "It's natural, you can't just like get smart. You're just smart born.... born smart I mean" - Chris, 2017 |
| 515 | "It's too much effort to fake it every time." Shenanagans, 2017 |
| 516 | "Dude you just gotta love it. When Shen starts talking, you just gotta accept that he's never gonna stop" - Chris, 2017 |
| 517 | "pizza without cheese is like stripper without a pole DansGame " - Smoke_chi, 2017 |
| 518 | "i'm gay af but i would give up the d forever if it meant we could have chick fil a in canada" - Veegie64, 2017 |
| 519 | "I've made several typos, and that was my second 'sex' I've done LUL " - Jvgl, 2017 |
| 520 | "i eat a lot of ass" - Olib40, 2017 |
| 521 | "Lucky is bad" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 522 | "picking up bitches is a full time job" - airball12, 2017 |
| 523 | "the original plan was to kill the baby, but child protection services wasn't a fan of that" - Chris, 2017 |
| 524 | "Ah dude I'm super gay though, that's ok. I'm like, so gay dude you don't even know" - Chris, 2017 |
| 525 | "one 69 wasn't enough for chris Kreygasm " - sarotti032, 2017 |
| 526 | "Did you know thick in German is dick?" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 527 | "hurry up and kill me existance is pain" - ChaoticBlasta, 2017 |
| 528 | "I like everyone that's trying to kill ChaoticBlasta on my stream." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 529 | "Unbiased opinion: You should subscribe to 360chrism." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 530 | "I need a fan to blow me" -360chrism, 2017 |
| 531 | "If I had to pick between Domino's, Pizza Hut, and Papa John's, I'd rather starve." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 532 | "There's always porn, no matter what you Google." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 533 | "Soofy how thicc is your ass" - ShadiScore, 2017 |
| 534 | "who's olib" - Olib40, 2017 |
| 535 | "I did not expect we actually got in the pants on the first night." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 536 | "I'm an adult and I do adult things." - 360 chrisCreep via Twitter, 2017 https://twitter.com/360Chrism/status/887108560739545090 |
| 537 | "I got tree poop on my shoe" - Erarper 2017 |
| 538 | "That's not a beard, that's a pube face." -Frostpegasus talking about Chrism, 2017 |
| 539 | "I uninstalled my cartridge" - Chrism 2017 |
| 540 | "How do people live?" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 541 | "but being bad is more fun" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 542 | "in real life it's super hairy though" -chrism 2017 |
| 543 | *close to the mic* "You like it close, huh? You're so dirty." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 544 | "lets go make some babies" - 360Chrism 2017 |
| 545 | "I'm the best streamer ever. Forget about the others" - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 546 | "Water should be fire" - Electric_Fortune, 2017 |
| 547 | "you know what they say, no aim, no brain, must be a tri slosher main Keepo " - Odmewhirter 2017 |
| 548 | "As far as you're concerned, watching anime isn't a hobby? What is it, like a disease?" - Chris, 2017 |
| 549 | "How can there be more than one side if the earth is flat" -Project127, 2017 |
| 550 | "I know exactly what I'm gonna show you" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 551 | "I'll also break his nose, but I'll laugh about it after" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 552 | "Everything I say is scripted" - Chrism 2017 |
| 553 | "You never know where the porn is" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 554 | "I'm gonna whop out the big one" - Chrism 2017 |
| 555 | "How did he get so deep, dude" - 69Chrism 2017 |
| 556 | "I'm pretty sure Ves is getting a pretty big boner right now" - Chrism 2017 |
| 557 | "Who doesn't wanna see me wank it, right?" - Chris, 2017 |
| 558 | "It's not about just doing the thing; it's about doing it your way." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 559 | "good job, the mods are on top of each other" 360Chrism 2017 |
| 560 | "chris is a great mommy" - chriSoofy, 2017 |
| 561 | "Wait, this is playable?" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 562 | "I asked the boys if they want to play" - Chrism 2017 |
| 563 | "Screw the story in story mode." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 564 | "Never pull out too early" 69Chrism 2017 |
| 565 | "I don't make enough mistakes" -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 566 | "My bird is dying!" - 360chrism while his brain is dying (2017) |
| 567 | "Let's be friends?" - random online player "Shut up!" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 568 | "Speedrunning sucks, let's be honest." -360Chrism, 2017 |
| 569 | "Wearing a hat is like wearing clothes" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 570 | "I have 100 hours in my life." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 571 | "So if you ever meet me, look out for the naked guy." - 360chrism 2017 |
| 572 | "you make the squishy thingies squish together, and then they make happy things happen" - q_e_d, 2017 |
| 573 | "I hate history. I don't want to know this." - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 574 | "If you ever wonder who the streamer is playing as, it says com on everyones face" chrisLewd 69Chrism 2017 |
| 575 | "That's a deep quote. One of the few quotes that isn't about penises." - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 576 | "liquid fart is a russian roulette fart when you have diarrhoea" - Olib, 2017 |
| 577 | "He's a Sam sub. He should be a Chrism sub too." - 360Chrism, 2017 |
| 578 | " chrisDoor is so stupid" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 579 | "crizBrlon" - JVGL_, 2017 |
| 580 | "the question isn't whether or not there are male or female toads, the question is if they're willing to consent to sexual intercourse" - Varldin 2017 |
| 581 | "I'm still in hell right now" - 360chrism, 2017 |
| 582 | "Getting quoted in 2018 LUL " - Odmewhirter, 2018 |
| 583 | "I talked to every single trashcan twice" -360Chrism, 2018 |
| 584 | ""Balls" - Shenanigans, 2018" - Varldin, 2018 |
| 585 | "Haha you're German." - Spikevegeta 2018. |
| 586 | "SMG is a bad game" - Chris, 2018 |
| 587 | "I bought 69. 69 Great Balls." - 360 chrisCreep , 2018 |
| 588 | "I used to have really good grades in math, and I really liked math, so I started studying it, but then I quit after a month and now I'm an idiot." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 589 | "Peach, Donkey Kong, egg..... Peach, Donkey Kong, egg..." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 590 | "Now we're Daisy. Very hairy Daisy." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 591 | "I swear I'm an adult. ...Sometimes." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 592 | "I believe, odme" - 360chrism mistaking oddish's name, 2018 |
| 593 | "I really, HIGHLY doubt Shen touched this area." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 594 | "If we don't live this, we might be dead." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 595 | "It just sucks that RNG sucks." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 596 | "I've got a backup for everything, guys." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 597 | "Let's just pretend I know how to count." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 598 | "Sometimes, you just have to do it." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 599 | "You should be worse at video games; you enjoy them longer." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 600 | "You can touch him? I didn't know that!" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 601 | "Sometimes you just gotta have a lazy day." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 602 | "I'm down for something hard" - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 603 | "I have an issue where I really wanna spend money whenever I can." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 604 | "KRAP ME chrisKarp " - Byakuchiki, 2018 |
| 605 | "It's stupid, and that's what makes it really smart." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 606 | "The grind is part of the experience." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 607 | "Actually, I kind of want to have more balls." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 608 | "You always gotta think about the frames. It doesn't matter how long the run is." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 609 | "Maybe I'm crazy" - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 610 | "When is he going to get the real Latinas?" - liondanse, 2018 |
| 611 | "googling eggplant penis for research" -Chrism, 2018 |
| 612 | "It doesn't even need to be a human" -chrism 2018 |
| 613 | "i dont mind you being up my ass giga but dont steal my bits chrisWTF " Olib 2018 |
| 614 | "Cuddling not allowed." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 615 | "I'll permaban Odme for $1000, I don't care, I'll never unban him" - Chrism 2018 |
| 616 | "I'm a flawless human being." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 617 | "You're a normie! You have numbers in your name!" - SimpleFlips to 360chrism (2018) |
| 618 | "you can squeeze a mooses udders for syrup just like you can milk a cow" - ThiccGeneralX, 2018 |
| 619 | "do dicks have veins" -kobra 2018 |
| 620 | "I paid a lot of money for that eggplant" - Chris, 2018 |
| 621 | "Project just knows my kinks" - Random_Tank, 2018 |
| 622 | "Most of space is just space." - http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html |
| 623 | "get good at typing Keepo " - odme, 2018 |
| 624 | "Dude I'm proud of myself, I'm winning against Hard CPUs.... Does that mean I'm harder?" - 360 chrisCreep , 2018 |
| 625 | "quote me" - Bluekandy, 2018 |
| 626 | "If you don't get it right, you're an idiot." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 627 | "i've had too much cock lately i need to calm down" - angelachan, 2018 |
| 628 | "It's a big female boi. There's nothing wrong with that; it's pride month." - 360chrism, June 2018 |
| 629 | "Being crazy equals being healthy." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 630 | "greetings from your BUTT chrisCreep " - ChriSoofy, 2018 |
| 631 | https:// "adding https:// behind quotes in 2018 chrisGrin " - jl456lj, 2018 |
| 632 | "The Pinsir is wank." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 633 | "so this run tastes like there's sperm in the yogurt?" - RairaiTheRaiju 2018 |
| 634 | "I don't know what my problem is." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 635 | "Anime DansGame " - Hoku in #anime-professionals on Discord (2018) |
| 636 | "Nintendo is the enemy." - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 637 | "I don't know the word 'slow.' *dies* Okay, maybe I should go slow." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 638 | "What do you do if it's warm? Nothing. You die." - 360chrism, 2018 |
| 639 | "sleep'll probably be over by the time i wake up" - HokuJP, 2018 |
| 640 | "jail is just a room" - PokeKraze, 2018 |
| 641 | "I can never get high" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 642 | I'm getting really annoyed by the lack of my balls working" -SheNanagans_ 2018 |
| 643 | "tomorrow is international anime tiddies day" -chrism 2018 |
| 644 | "When in doubt, insert Saturo into your ear." -360Chrism, 2018 |
| 645 | "Eggs are just veggies, they grow in chickens' butts" -360Chrism, 2018 |
| 646 | "Have you guys never like just dipped your pickle in straight sugar and then ate it" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 647 | "i used to place a pickle slice in my hand and just lick it" - Ligglyfuff, 2018 |
| 648 | "I always lick people to greet them." - ryuu23at, 2018 |
| 649 | "The worth will be waited" - 360Chrism 2018 |
| 650 | "my arms gonna be so tired after this chrisEgg " -Chrism 2018 |
| 651 | "I like my Pikachu naked honestly." - Chris, 2018 |
| 652 | "you can still feel the coze" -chrism 2018 |
| 653 | "bongo me daddy" Losviken 2018 |
| 654 | "Having kids in 2018 LUL " - HaloChild2, 2019 |
| 655 | "'What is Pikmin?' Are you kidding me?" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 656 | "You will get it probably get it it tomorrow" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 657 | "Maybe I am drunk. Who knows?" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 658 | "Screw you, chat!" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 659 | "I'll take all the B jobs." -360Chrism, 2019 |
| 660 | "Good thing we died" - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 661 | "I spread my cheeks for streaming" - Chrism, 2019 |
| 662 | "I wanna smell her bed" - Chris, 2019 |
| 663 | "POUND THE THICK FAT ON MY BELLY DRUM" - Collector Gabriel, 2004 |
| 664 | "I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF" - Pokemaniac Griffin, 2004 |
| 665 | |
| 666 | "The U.S. is just messed up, man. They can't get it right." - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 667 | "I wanna hear her cry in vietnamese" - 360Chrism, 2019 |
| 668 | "If this is New Bark town, then where are all the dogs?" - 360Chrism 2019 |
| 669 | "german asstral chained dungeon ??" - Chrisoofy, 2019 |
| 670 | "I hated that part so much bc for some reason it didn't fit perfectly so I had to push it in" - Schwimmbadpommes, 2019 |
| 671 | "I gotta do Snowman's Land 100s first, and then I'll check if the world's ending after that." Chrism 2019 |
| 672 | "So 3 comes after 4, right?" - Chris, 2019 |
| 673 | "Not enough beastiality for my liking" -nospimi99, 2019 |
| 674 | "grene doesnt deserve the 69" - jl456lj, 2019 |
| 675 | "i always had a habit diggin in trash cans LUL " LonelyDemon69, 2019 |
| 676 | "We like Krabby on this stream." - 360 chrisCrab , 2019 |
| 677 | "And I went to university to study mathematitties." - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 678 | "I remember my great long wooden gameboy so well" - LaserGlow, 2019 |
| 679 | "fart directly into the mic" - Shenanagans_, 2019 |
| 680 | "What if I score?" - 360Chrism 2019 |
| 681 | "Yeah, sucking them works. But I think flashing them is so much faster." chrisLewd Chrism, 2019 |
| 682 | "Coffee, Snow and Cotton Candy can be taken away but you can't take away the Breasts" - 360Chrism 2019 |
| 683 | "I am a frame perfect gamer. What can I say?" - 360Chrism, 2019 |
| 684 | "Am I being scammed or are you scamming me now?" - 360Chrism, 2019 |
| 685 | "Dude, the banana is so far in!" ?? - 360chrism, 2019 |
| 686 | "I'm still learning D." - Jvgl_2000, 2019 |
| 687 | "Everyone that's been watching me knows that Shen and I are super gay and a couple now" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 688 | "It's sugar, chat. I'm not gonna snort it!" - SheNanagans_ 2020 |
| 689 | "There's a point where you give up and like, stick your tongue in it. And I think I'm at that point." - SheNanagans_ 2020 |
| 690 | "I can't beat Chrisoofy at being German." - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 691 | "Who's this dude shitting on the chair? DansGame " - zanbonsen90 2020 |
| 692 | ""you have come into us heathens kiwi? chrisWTF " - Madbegger, 2019" - Jvgl_2000, 2020 |
| 693 | "I'm already impressed. It's an American eating an apple." - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 694 | "Don't open the mouth while a cock is in chat" - Schwimmbadpommes, 2020 |
| 695 | "Like if I get my wife back after the vacation and have a good time with a camel...." - Schwimmbadpommes, 2020 |
| 696 | "Let's make a poll to determine how expensive the poll is going to be." - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 697 | "shen is in us" - MadQrkel, 2020 |
| 698 | "if you dont know what to do you should masturbate until you hit wankers cramp" - DJ_Lennart 2020 |
| 699 | "If it's for charity, like, who cares, right?" - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 700 | "maybe google translate saw butt and got an erection" - Demki, 2020 |
| 701 | "I can get arrested if I want to, you can't stop me" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 702 | "Either they're like sponsored by McDonalds or they're kinda horny, it's one of the two" - 360Chrism, 2020 |
| 703 | "You can't kill babies in Sims 4, I tested that" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 704 | "I hate the platinum post game requiring you to get the sex" - KennyK, 2020 |
| 705 | "to get some penis steps?" - Juney, 2020 |
| 706 | "I love it when people threaten me with a knife" - Chrism 2020 |
| 707 | "Why would you watch someone else play a game, when you could play the game yourself? 4Head " - 360Chrism, 2020 |
| 708 | "i did alane yesterday PogChamp " - ChriSoofy, 2020 |
| 709 | "I love how the trees are drunk when they're underwater in this game" nospimi99, 2020 |
| 710 | "I'm Googling porn actors, nothing wrong here" - 360Chrism, 2020 |
| 711 | "we need more quotes" - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 712 | "My morning wood reaches the stars" - Chrisoofy, 2020 |
| 713 | "chat is jealous he's gonna touch my thigh and not theirs" - yellowpaco 2020 |
| 714 | "chris just ate the monkey butt" - Bluekandy 2020 |
| 715 | "I hope this is a PB rub" - thedragonfeeney, 2020 |
| 716 | "Shoutouts to North Korea" - SheNanagans_, 2020 |
| 717 | "North Korea sucks but their media is pretty fire" - SheNanagans_, 2020 |
| 718 | "Fitness tulip in my DICK" - Whitefire 2020 |
| 719 | "mother earth is such a milf" - Demki, 2020 |
| 720 | "Gonna get wrist problems trying to eat the pizza" -Chrism 2020 |
| 721 | "have you tried turning your mom off and on again? chrisThink " - TheBreadghost, 2020 |
| 722 | "If Breadghost was pregnant he'd be Breedghost" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 723 | "Dorrie? Are we gonna do it?" - 360chrism, 2020 |
| 724 | "fast and i am the winner ... just like sex" 360Chrism 2020 |
| 725 | " i bet if a male girafarig had cute charm it would charm other male girafarigs PogChamp " maplebobo, 2020 |
| 726 | "Seeing you stream alone always reminds me how much Shen talks nanaGrin nanaGrin " - crinsane, 2020 |
| 727 | "I need a fan to blow me. Anyone?" - 360Chrism 2020 |
| 728 | "hey man pandemic has been hard on us all I just want someone to smack my ass and tell me im pretty is that too much to ask" - 69juney 2020 |
| 729 | "Many people wish to be stuck in Marnie" -360Chrism, 2020 |
| 730 | "it's been a while since I've connected 6 balls" - LosvikeN 2020 |
| 731 | "i think i just blow really good" - shenanagans_ 2020 |
| 732 | "image is a bar had no drinks ready chris?" topendbuzza, 2020 |
| 733 | "chrism looks fun when playing Ludo. You are Ludo papa." - ????? (kmbyukarin), 2020 |
| 734 | "Chris, Your face makes onions cry" - Shenanagans_, 2020 |
| 735 | "omg nea can you send me one of your virgins please thanks you" - Angelaachan 2020 |
| 736 | "a peen massage is that masturbate ? chrisThink " - ChriSoofy, 2020 |
| 737 | "good plan angela, after all, all rayquaza are lactose intolerant" - KLO1313, 2020 |
| 738 | "i always lick buttons to the music chrisLUL " - RNG_Dude123, 2020 |
| 739 | "team rocket is run by greta thunberg" - JimGolF3, 2020 |
| 740 | "damn that is some accurate bowel-movement prediction" - craspeh, 2020 |
| 741 | "If there was a picture of Chris's brain, I would be hugging his cerebellum, because I'm in his head." - Shen, 2020 |
| 742 | The sunflowers want dick because they've been in quarantine all year" --360chrism, late 2020 |
| 743 | "Smash Bros could be a gay dating app" - Chrism 2021 |
| 744 | "for preparing the saltwater fish you only need pepper" - Qddel, 2021 |
| 745 | "Maybe my dick is too large, and it just squishes everthing" - 360Chrism 2021 |
| 746 | "the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards" - ChriSoofy, 2021 |
| 747 | "i am however not flexible enough to eat myself" - angelaachan, 2021 |
| 748 | "how do you aim your fingers" - Slade 2021 |
| 749 | "I need to die less" *dies immediately after* - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 750 | "If you stack two lasagna on top of each other, do you have two lasagnas or one lasagna?" - bashattack, 2021 |
| 751 | "I DON'T PUT ICE ON BREAD" - Shenanagans_, 2021 |
| 752 | "I don't need to be smart, I'm a streamer." -360krism, 2021 |
| 753 | "We're looking for a high quality nut." -360Chrism, 2021 |
| 754 | "courtney like where you go when you commit a crime-ney" bit_heist, 2021 |
| 755 | "And you thought I was dead, LOL *dies immediately after*" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 756 | "You broke your foot because you focused all the force on your dick so your foot became weak AppaK " - copperhagen, 2021 |
| 757 | "Chris, I enjoy spending time with you, but I enjoy 20 gifted subs more." - $heNanagans_, 2021 |
| 758 | "You'll rig the horse by not, I don't know... slapping it as hard, often. 'Cause that's what they do, right?" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 759 | "hell yes chain me up" - angelaachan 2021 |
| 760 | "Mario just started bouncing getting too close to Peach?!" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 761 | "just dig a bit deeper and you'll find a penis somewhere" - angelaachan, 2021 |
| 762 | "if drink gas you are car chrisThink " - n00bie371, 2021 |
| 763 | "i have driving for 5 hours and drinking like 2 lts of beer chrisGrin " - AlberthRodmen, 2021 |
| 764 | "it's actually interesting being female" - Shen, 2021 |
| 765 | "Oh, you can only rub yourself? I was rubbing Peach!" - 369Chrism, 2021 |
| 766 | "I did people chrisCreep " - Illu322, on Discord, 2021 |
| 767 | "I don't know how happiness works" - Shenanagans_, 2021 |
| 768 | "can I be next for public humiliation?" - AlberthRodmen, 2021 |
| 769 | "What's a synonym for research? Porn!" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 770 | "yeah, it's p relatable. I remember getting a shiny Zapdos in the first pack I ever bought, and now I'm an ivory poacher" - KLO1313, 2021 |
| 771 | "i freeze hot dog water and give the ice cubes to people i dont like" - DemickyJr, 2021 |
| 772 | "i cant read without looking at the text FeelsBadMan " - CalzoneSpeedrun, 2021 |
| 773 | "technically I gotta have kids before I'm evolutionarily successful" - ParkeShark, 2021 |
| 774 | "i would wear a swimsuit made of mozzarella cheese" - mrpockets2k13, 2021 |
| 775 | "Chris has lived his life wiener-less for too long. I had to do it to him at least once." - Shenanagans_, 2021 |
| 776 | "Same concept but less penis" - 360Chrism 2021 |
| 777 | "th ol i spinnin" - Adaster, during Drawful (2021) |
| 778 | "But the real question is: can I stretch my PP far enough on this Gym?" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 779 | "Chris, Feen is showing her baby for the first time and the hype train is epic!! You should make a baby too!" - Iketara_iku, 2021 |
| 780 | "I was just holding the D" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 781 | "I don't want the wind to get into my crack thank you" - angelaachan, 2021 |
| 782 | "They don't call me the human vibrator for nothing." - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 783 | "imagine farting and crying everytime you come out of your pokemon" - Conatik, 2021 |
| 784 | "This carnivoran mammal of the family Ursidae lacks the ability to be concerned of the situation chrisPog " - mrpockets2k13, 2021 |
| 785 | "'Where do babies come from?' Vaginas, usually" - 360Chrism, 2021 |
| 786 | "If you rearrange the letters of monday you can spell random" - 360chrism 2021 |
| 787 | "I'll do tit" - JVGL on Discord, 2022 |
| 788 | "I swear, Zapdos is just like an electric horse... if you really think about it" - 360Chrism @ AGDQ 2022 |
| 789 | "sucking on the combee toes" - 360chrism, 2022 |
| 790 | "does bulldoze hit will Pokemon in a fight vs multiples?" - m4gnify, 2022 |
| 791 | "I want a cat, my wife wants a dog. so we're getting a dog" - vvurmi, 2022 |
| 792 | "My son is proof that my balls worked at least once. chrisUwu " - bashattack, 2022 |
| 793 | "Let me double check my ball count, though" - 360Chrism @ Glitch: Infinite, 2022 |
| 794 | "Put it in! ... Wrong one!" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 795 | "I wanna feel the rush of going all in" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 796 | |
| 797 | "I'm not bullying... I'm just telling people they're stupid." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 798 | "he's fluent in talking to my mom chrisStepdad" - shennanigns, 2022 |
| 799 | "That's how content creation works, everything is fake!" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 800 | "Man hope yall doubters really hit your lilttle toes tonight" - usernamemain, 2022 |
| 801 | "From head to cameltoe" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 802 | "I often watch people who are sucking ..." - gh3b, 2022 |
| 803 | "I'm kidding for legal reasons." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 804 | "Chrism I'd date you if you were a girl" - PangaeaPanga, 2022 |
| 805 | "honestly i think if it's consensual cannibalism it's perfectly fine" - A_Wild_Ferrothorn, 2022 |
| 806 | "And then we burn the baby. As a reward." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 807 | "Maybe someone is sitting on a ball as we speak..." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 808 | "It's good to know I could become a hentai voice actor if streaming goes downhill." - 360Chrism, 2022 chrisLewd |
| 809 | "We're learning so much about PP today. #educational!" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 810 | "we implanted our seed in so many pokemon" - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 811 | "you got the right hole, now you just gotta get in there" - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 812 | "I could still feel his warm cheeks on the toilet i was using, it was awesome" - 360chrism 2022 |
| 813 | |
| 814 | "I don't hate them because they'Re different, I hate them cause they're stupid" - gh3b, 2022 |
| 815 | "naassuu being a spicy mexican led to me thinking about his juicy ass. pls dont go there again" - DemickyJr, 2022 |
| 816 | "Wtf maiming an jeans LUL " - SheNanagans_, 2022 |
| 817 | "I want it to scratch my throat, so I feel something" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 818 | "chris is a good bitch <3 " - angelaachan, 2022 |
| 819 | "Their balls touched to briefly create "360Chraassuu." And it was beautiful." - bashattack, 2022 |
| 820 | "dying on stream would be pretty pog tho" - mrpockets, 2k22 |
| 821 | "ok here is some sussex pond pudding" - IgnisUmbrae, 2022 |
| 822 | "i don't know why porn movies are so long, you only need the previews to be happy and disgusted with yourself" - AlberthRodmen, 2022 |
| 823 | "OMG! Just hit it, it's a baby" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 824 | "Butt breathing is a thing" - 360chrism, 2022 |
| 825 | "88 looks like two butts facing each other so you know it's a good number" - naniloki, 2022 |
| 826 | "roll on me, im needing" - AllanMagnet, 2022 |
| 827 | "my ball is not a MOUNTAIN GOAT, climbing these hills" - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 828 | "If you're in love why don't you bone?" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 829 | "What's the legal definition of incest" -360chrism 2022 |
| 830 | "GET THE PICKLE OUT, FUZZY!" -360chrism, 2022 |
| 831 | "I'm always looking down on you guys." - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 832 | "Can... can you show PP? chrisBeg " - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 833 | "chris would you sign my hair" - naassuu, 2022 |
| 834 | "I used to an avid Wooper breeder until the law shut me down. Apparently our genes are not compatible and even if they were, I didn't have a license." - zookyuk, 2022 |
| 835 | "It's not the strength of the PP that matters, it's the amount" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 836 | "WHO THE **** THROWS GREEN SHELLS BACKWARDS AT 11TH" - JMastJer, 2022 |
| 837 | "Chat did you know that LEGO people lives in house made out of their own flesh? chrisPause " - AlberthRodmen, 2022 |
| 838 | "you can ride me if u want" - AllewdMagnet, 2022 |
| 839 | "Do you Chris in his pizza outfit delivering his 'pizza' chrisHmm " - JMastJer, 2022 |
| 840 | "Yo, can you show PP?" - 360Chrism, 2022 |
| 841 | "those damn 3 penises are always escaping my balls chrisNyo " - thePaNlC, 2022 |
| 842 | "my kitten is sitting so tight in the nape of my neck she's basically in my throat" - TehLadyK, 2022 |
| 843 | "its so human outside today" - ya_boiijesus, 2022 |
| 844 | "there are starving asses that need to sit chrisSad " - mrpockets2k13, 2022 |
| 845 | "imagine being licked to death, what an excitement" - Nylez, 2022 |
| 846 | "why did decided to use feet as a measure and no dicks? chrisHmm "Hi, I'm 13 dicks and 3 balls" chrisGrin " - AlberthRodmen, 2022 |
| 847 | "I know a cock when I see one" - naniloki, 2022 |
| 848 | "im so glad you thought of me in the bathroom" - naassuu, 2022 |
| 849 | "Why don't people just get Water-types to vomit in their mouths for drinking water?" Crystalluss, 2023 |
| 850 | "I want the cheese to be spicy and fight back." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 851 | "First female "parts" I ever saw beside my moms" - gruenehosen, 2023 |
| 852 | "if you go to a Pokemon Center store IRL and then die, do you death warp back to the Pokemon Center store?" - bashattack, 2023 |
| 853 | "Chrism, when you are talking to strangers in person, do you find yourself mashing the buttons to skip dialogue?" -zookyuk, 2023 |
| 854 | "The Netherlands. Is that around China?" - EEvisu, 2023 |
| 855 | "Throwback to the good 'ole days... when I wasn't born. Smile :) " -360Chrism, 2023 |
| 856 | "I just got a full 5 sec load. If you know what I mean." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 857 | "Honey, I can't sleep in the same bedroom with you anymore. You're really fucking up my Pokemon Sleep score with your incessant snoring." - bashattack, 2023 |
| 858 | |
| 859 | "the blue sky is unsettling" - xSmacksx, 2023 |
| 860 | "we're in the esports hotel in Osaka" -360chrism, 2023, in the esports hotel in Osaka |
| 861 | "I can't wallkick this ball chrisWTF " - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 862 | "I only poop when your stream is on. So that Japan trip was a rough week for me" - moriturus_ , 2023 |
| 863 | "I don't read in video games." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 864 | "Um miss? I kindly ask you to step on me" - 360Chrism chrisLewd , 2023 |
| 865 | "I'm jealous of chair, I want Chris to sit on me all week too" - ChansPresenting, 2023 |
| 866 | "I need to get rid of Korean" -360chrism, 2023 |
| 867 | "Size MATTERS?! Oh no... " -360chrism, 2023 |
| 868 | "Dude, is the RNG stored in the balls?" 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 869 | "I only just realised that navel and nasal are different words" - The_G_Meister, 2023 |
| 870 | "Reminds me of a time my little cousin kept getting fed shrimp by the chef until he threw up on the grill and the grill cooked his puke." - DMsWorkshop, 2023 |
| 871 | "i changed my toilet seat today after my fat ass broke the previous one chrisNyo " - thePaNlC, 2023 |
| 872 | "I always carve bananas into a perfect replica of a penis before eating them" - The_G_Meister, 2023 |
| 873 | "you're not supposed to kiss the bones, chris" - jpbrennan7 , 2023 |
| 874 | "I was basically inside Nos all week." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 875 | "I'm just here to upset people on YouTube guys, it's my job." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 876 | "Can't spell... blank without... the tits between the balls or something" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 877 | "I'm gonna go for full on biggest hole possible, chat" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 878 | "Dude, my poopie was exposed." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 879 | "apparently on June 5 2023 I bought '11159 SHRIMP COCK 14.29'" - bashattack 2023 |
| 880 | "Chris people is making fun of my english gammar" - Alberth, 2023 |
| 881 | "Look chat, now we can abduct five children at once!" - 360chrism, 2023 |
| 882 | "2013 was 16 years ago chrisSad " - GrandShine49, 2023 |
| 883 | "Gear Up should have been called Raise Cog instead ??" - dxpkd6s46yij6gi4n7mtuh0w1, 2023 |
| 884 | "cHRIS, poo now, nobody will notice unless youn stand up" - marceldm, 2023 |
| 885 | "It doesn't even have arms to hammer its wood chrisGrin " - Kitsuyon, 2023 |
| 886 | "4 guards, 1 cup" - gamerchamp1998, 2023 |
| 887 | "can I see your chocolate starfish brother ??? ?? ??? " - goddamnitgary, 2023 |
| 888 | "It's different when you're playing with yourself and playing with another person" - SheNanagans_, 2023 |
| 889 | "For me physics was always like: There's 2 camels in the desert. Calculate the snow on the north pole. Like nothing made sense to me LUL " - Kitsuyon, 2023 |
| 890 | "Luigi and Shy Guy cracking egg on Mario, Mario takes a dump on Peach" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 891 | "I think the watermelon is the most bangable." - 360chrism, 2023 |
| 892 | "latin was cancelled ages ago tho" - Shedinjask, 2023 |
| 893 | "PUT HIM IN YOUR MOUTH TO KEEP HIM WARM" - micromads, 2023 |
| 894 | "I would suck the surskit toes" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 895 | "Our link cables touched. And the virus was transmitted." - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 896 | "Nibble on my rod chrisLewd ", 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 897 | "has anyone ever pulled a condom over their head like a hat and inflated it by using their nose?" - 360Chrism, 2023 |
| 898 | "if you work at a gas station I'd let you fill up my tank chrisLewd Kappa " - Demki, 2023 |
| 899 | "if a dutchman is a man who is dutch does that make a german a man who is ger" - jpbrennan7, 2023 |
| 900 | "Also related, wearing a thong is a built in fart silencer" TonesBalones, 2023 |
| 901 | "Do you guys use the poop hole in your underwear, or just pull them all the way down?" -rotorcowboy, 2023 |
| 902 | "Is cheering one bit at a time like going to the strip club and throwing pennies at the workers?" - bashattack, 2024 |
| 903 | "I love a certain kind of nut first person to guess gets a big compliment." - demi_l831, 2024 |
| 904 | "If the word 'annoying' was a person, that'd be Daisy" - 360 chrisCrush , 2024 |
| 905 | "Hold on, I'm thinking... I started thinking... maybe a bad idea" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 906 | "I think my wenis could be a little floppier, guys" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 907 | "Are you 3 people" - Dented_Arrow on TikTok, 2024 |
| 908 | "!quarte-vingt" - stefan_zhk12, 2024 |
| 909 | "I just got a message from Bird's toilet" - 360chrism, 2024 |
| 910 | "It's fine, guys, just have sex! What's the problem?" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 911 | "I promise I normally never release this fast, you're just so beautiful" - CRUISECONTROL4COOL, 2024 |
| 912 | "Wait, is ass an instrument?" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 913 | "Chat if we stop showering for like 10 years, we build enough dirt to build a shell crust over our skin chrisWOW " - marceldm, 2024 |
| 914 | " "nasu, how is working for chris?" nasu: "great chrisFine chrisStrong " " - Ingmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, 2024 |
| 915 | "I was a crustle for like 2weeks, warm water was broken chrisSad " - EndyMion0021, 2024 |
| 916 | "Take my house and take my clothes, but don't take my money" - 360Chrism, 2015 |
| 917 | ''Dammit, I slept through my alarm cock'' - Midni9ht, 2015 |
| 918 | "OBJERULED" - Cuthraxys, 2016 |
| 919 | "It's so depressing when people go to bed" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 920 | "I could probably whistle with burps" - Demki, 2024 |
| 921 | "it's scientifically proven that having a male Combee on your team makes you 10% more attractive" - naassuu, 2024 |
| 922 | "I think I could eat a bowl of melted cheese" - Isotherm, 2024 |
| 923 | "Eggs are the vegetables of the chickens" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 924 | "I met Armada once. We were on the same bus to the airport one time. So we're basically best friends." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 925 | "You're an adult now. You can make girls cry" - Syphoid7, 2024 |
| 926 | "If you said dogs I would have thrown my car out the window" - ballboys675363, 2024 |
| 927 | "why do we need toilets if we can have bins chrisWTF " - marceldm, 2024 |
| 928 | "Oh yeah, people be pissin, look at that" -360chrism, 2024 |
| 929 | "I have now washed the squirrel pee off of me chrisNya " - noodlelizer, 2024 |
| 930 | "You know what I like about streaming? The lack of free speech. I can ban someone if I don't like their name." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 931 | "NOODLE MY GOAT" - k__ris, 2024 |
| 932 | "Skin is just pants for your bones" - Sirgnum, 2024 |
| 933 | "The nut I just natted was so good" - VincentsSin, 2024 |
| 934 | "I will never forget this bite of octopus." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 935 | "the man the milf the legend" -shaunjik, 2024 |
| 936 | "You will be seeing lots of sliding in and out today." -360Chrism, 2024 |
| 937 | "honestly when im sick i just pound hot stuff in my body" - EricEvoX, 2024 |
| 938 | "Oh my God, the Kanto economy is run by Big Balls!" - 360Chrism, 2024 |
| 939 | "caught the same pokemon 300 times and people just kept throwing money at him. being poor is a choice chat" - jpbrennan7, 2024 |
| 940 | "I had 9 drinks and 5 shots one time and managed to drink home safely chrisGrin chrisLUL " -Boaty1223, 2024 |
| 941 | "no such thing as bad drugs, only bad kids" -demickyjr, 2024 |
| 942 | Chris did you know that "three sixty chrism" is an anagram of "sexy merch, I thirst" - IgnisUmbrae 2024 |
| 943 | "Haha thats so crazy chrisWTF whats it called so I can avoid it?" - Qrkel, 2022 |
| 944 | "azuma makoko, like that lion movie" - Heerlijk, 2025 |
| 945 | "you can deflower my pikmin chrisBrows " -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 946 | "pooping is faster if you don't wipe" - naniloki, 2025 |
| 947 | "the risk to "do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is "make what you love work and you'll never enjoy a day in your life"" -jpbrennan7, 2025 |
| 948 | |
| 949 | "It's okay to be a jellyfish." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 950 | "I like killing Pikmin." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 951 | "Where is my nude Pikachu?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 952 | "i like it hard chrisBrows " - naassuu, 2025 |
| 953 | "Granbull fans in shambulls" - BenjyRees, 2025 |
| 954 | "Did we just come out of each other?" - Shen, 2025 |
| 955 | "Peach is a terrible public offender" - heyheyitskev, 2025 |
| 956 | "It rumbles their nuggies just the right way I guess" - Syphoid7, 2025 |
| 957 | "I need to repopulate Earth. Any volunteers?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 958 | "Four plus five? That's like, ten." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 959 | "it'll be a great yt vid if you do get deported" - paranoiad_, 2025 |
| 960 | "Shitting with the door open is just a whole other level of freedom, you know what I mean?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 961 | "the ideal time for me to have bought a house was when i was born" -Dettadeus, 2025 |
| 962 | "You cannot trust Ocarina of Time players." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 963 | |
| 964 | "DownBadWhosThisDivaNoCommentThatsAServeSpillTheTeaThatsIconiqueRespectfullyNoInTheirBag" -Wut_whale, 2025 |
| 965 | " chrisClown Chris our winner chrisClown Chris our clown chrisClown He wears a red nose chrisClown and deserves our crown chrisClown " -Alnian, 2025 |
| 966 | "Iso, time marcel out, youre the only one he thrusts chrisStrong " -ya_boiijesus, 2025 |
| 967 | "I wish I could stream naked. That'd be a dream." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 968 | "was Berlin 1989 the first big unwall?" -kiecannon, 2025 |
| 969 | "Marcel forgets poison gas so bash doesnt sue for copyright infringement and learns FLY" - kiecannon, 2025 |
| 970 | "That's a really easy to get Power Star if we're at 69 and we need to finish. Wait, that sounds weird." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 971 | "How many penises does it have?" -360Chrism, discussing a jigsaw piece, 2025 |
| 972 | "It's like, worth it getting deported, you know?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 973 | "Is cow heavier than rosalina?" - 360Chrism, 2025 |
| 974 | "There isn't even 100 people in the world!" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 975 | "I'm Huge Power Swords Dance Zubat now. At +6." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 976 | "They don't call me One Sandwich Chrism for nothing." -3Sandwichrism, 2025 |
| 977 | "Swordward and Shieldbert are the two least ridiculous people in all of Britain." - Quinn_Patrick, 2025 |
| 978 | "No, don't die luigi, you're so sexy" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 979 | "Sub2chrism, what does that mean?" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 980 | "just learn the toe patterns" - EndyMion0021, 2025 |
| 981 | "I do like a good weiner." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 982 | "I just realized ive been watching chrism for about 1/3 of my life" - Maki_Bun, 2025 |
| 983 | "I love nuclear power more than I love Chrism. Sorry" -Daggerstry, 2025 |
| 984 | "I need to ask Chris to sign my ass at the next TwitchCon chrisGrin " - bashattack, 2025 |
| 985 | "Is there something wrong with me when I enjoy when the game bullies me like this?" -360Masochrism, 2025 |
| 986 | "What does dildo mean?" -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 987 | "I was literally looking for a blue ball and I didn't get one" - 360Chrism, 2025 |
| 988 | "If you die in Canada you die in real life" - thedragonfeeney, 2025 |
| 989 | "can we cummon specific ones or is that a mod privilege" - DemickyJr, 2025 |
| 990 | "Watching these attempts is like those sea turtles that lay hundreds of eggs at a time and most of them just get eaten on the beach right after they hatch." - Quinn_Patrick, 2025 |
| 991 | "Drinking a beer out of a shoe" -Noodlelizer, 2025 |
| 992 | "if you're happy you're winning, but you not getting the shiny is so bad that being happy doesn't even matter" - naassuu, 2025 |
| 993 | "Chat, take off your pants. We need to know." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 994 | "i think i ate one of the mancala stones before" -DolphiGaming, 2025 |
| 995 | "who needs to wash their hands when you can use your tongue" - marceldm, 2025 |
| 996 | "why is the language of the netherlands dutch and not hollandaise" - kiecannon, 2025 |
| 997 | " i left the EU without physically moving chrisStrong " - GerbilJames, 2025 |
| 998 | "I've had three crickets in my apartment this week it's been awful" - jpbrennan7, 2025 |
| 999 | "Did I smell her bed?" -360Chrism, about Emma, 2025 |
| 1000 | "Anyone wanna nibble on my toes? C'mon." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 1001 | "I mowed the lawn today too. I didn't get any checks, IRL AP is broken" - doudoubirb, 2025 |
| 1002 | "Tomatoes on crime are a burger" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 1003 | "space" -360Botm, 2025 |
| 1004 | "We don't need anymore quotes lmao" - jalzki, 2025 |
| 1005 | "i'll lose 86k or win 2 points let's go" -naassuu, 2025 |
| 1006 | "Let me google that, hold on. Obama... Goon corner." -360Chrism, 2025 |
| 1007 | "I feel like "Catch the Lubed Up Chrism" is the event that happens immediately following "Hentai with the Boys" " - bashattack, 2025 |
| 1008 | "sup gooners" -micromads, 2025 |
| 1009 | "Meta this meta that, how about you met a girl" -TevioDE, 2025 |
| 1010 | "I've had enough of dildo buns" - jalzki, 2025 |
| 1011 | "Sometimes I just think what comes to my mind" - 360chrism, 2025 |
| 1012 | "Chat I have to go strip chrisSad " - GamesWithSkipper, 2025 |
| 1013 | "is doing number 2 for you like a fountain if youre doing it upwards?" - Dreyrr, 2025 |
| 1014 | "100 person chrism community orgypelago" - micromads, 2025 |
| 1015 | "I just caught an Oddish, and it fills THREE of my holes. That thing's so massive!" - 360Chrism, 2025 |
| 1016 | "I have to parse this arcane Bullshit" - gerbiljames, 2025 |
| 1017 | "I want to watch Chris kill people again" - DQbIizzard, 2025 |
| 1018 | 5202 ,7nannerbpj "etisbew lanoitcnuf a si hctiwt yas i dluohs ro" |
| 1019 | "dang Chris really refunct it up :( " -MeekRhino, 2025 |
| 1020 | "Don't f--- me, just go down straight" - star0chris, 2025 |
| 1021 | "James edging the Bottoms? That's crazy" - Ali_Robotnik, 2025 |
| 1022 | "finally good content" -beowulfrulez, 2025; first time chatter during Modstream |
| 1023 | "ya_boiijesus, do you need Jesus?" - bird650, 2025 |
| 1024 | "First stream of the year, and I piss myself" -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1025 | "I touched kangaroo balls, that is factual and true." - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1026 | "now you can carry your P!" - Ali_Robotnik, 2026 |
| 1027 | "'Now die again?" Don't worry, Chris! I'll kill us" - Xem92, 2026 (deathlink on) |
| 1028 | "when nurse joy says "we hope you excel" but you main powerpoint ??" - the_g_meister, 2026 |
| 1029 | "All my thought processes ... prossees ... prostates? No. Process." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1030 | "who up quenching they thirst" - Taedius, 2026 |
| 1031 | "I especially love the taste of grandmas, yes" - micromads, 2026 |
| 1032 | "she park on my pinna til I turbo nozzle" - DQbIizzard, 2026 |
| 1033 | "Wait, I caught Delibird and it gave me charcoal. Does that mean I was a naughty kid?" -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1034 | "You aren't born with a tongue chris. You have to grow it in" - noodlelizer, 2026 |
| 1035 | "all of my mistakes are made with great amounts of overthinking i assure you chrisNod " - jpbrennan7, 2026 |
| 1036 | "2D platformers is just not enough D for me." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1037 | "How do I feel about horse? They're an animal." - PangaeaPanga, 2026 |
| 1038 | "I'll force all my friends to participate. So that's one person extra" - dmnc97, 2026 |
| 1039 | "Have you used mouse controls on pooping yet Chris?" - Flarey2, 2026 |
| 1040 | "wish i'd get a chris d" - nadaira, 2026 |
| 1041 | "Because every number times 0 is zero, and every number times 1 is one" - Jvgl_2000, future accountant, 2026 |
| 1042 | "he's called 360Chrism because his bladder only holds 360ml chrisGrim " - ParkeShark, 2026 |
| 1043 | "Genius So Keith my love chrisUwu " - aluminum76, 2026 |
| 1044 | "Can you give an egg a haircut?" - SheNanagans_, 2026 |
| 1045 | "Yo, who would go to bed with a... watermelon?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1046 | "Say hello to your mom. Tell her how I miss her." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1047 | "He hates all living creatures chrisSad " - isotherm, 2026 |
| 1048 | "yeah but your utter inability to learn is a big part of your stream's appeal" - gh3b, 2026 |
| 1049 | "One finger must always remain in the anus" - Wut_whale, 2026 |
| 1050 | "when the challenge gets hard, chris gets harder" - Dettadeus, 2026 |
| 1051 | "Dude, did he decorate his balls?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1052 | "i used my Chrism Prism pin as a nipple ring but my wife didnt like it chrisSad " - DemickyJr, 2026 |
| 1053 | "excited for singles" - Dasc2000, 2026 |
| 1054 | "baddie bad makes maddie mad" -gh3b, 2026 |
| 1055 | |
| 1056 | "what the hell is a washing machine" - SpaceWashingMachine, 2026 |
| 1057 | "I think stick of truth is just, uh, another way of saying penis" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1058 | "I'd love to do Hatsune Miku" -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1059 | "We can put her in the square hole... we can put her in the human hole, but no, I think the square hole makes more sense, right?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1060 | "Anyone looking for empty balls? chrisBrows " - Wut_whale, 2026 |
| 1061 | "Is world domination too much to ask for, guys?" -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1062 | "I wish I was bald" - 360 chrisBald , 2026 |
| 1063 | "Is this where the holes give me a good old suck?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1064 | "How many times will the next opponent have?" - Gamba Master JVGL, 2026 |
| 1065 | "you can press me really hard chrisUwu " - marceldm, 2026 |
| 1066 | "I found a banana for Daisy" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1067 | "guys i got refunct for 62 pennis" - J_aq, 2026 |
| 1068 | "Me when I'm Baneful" - Bunk_Bunker, during a Toxapex match, 2026 |
| 1069 | |
| 1070 | "You see where I'm bulging?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1071 | "Is that what you call a normie job? A wage cage?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1072 | "we re having too much fun with my eggplant i see chrisWOW " - marceldm, 2026 |
| 1073 | "They've got the BBC out at work chrisNom " - Flarey, 2026 |
| 1074 | "How do I decorate my balls?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1075 | "Somewhere there is some untouched stuff that needs touching" - 360CanttouchthisM, 2026 |
| 1076 | "You have to do the 69 first" - ya_boiijesus, 2026 |
| 1077 | "Is that banana inside of her? I think it is!" - 360 "Ohhhh, banana" Chrism, 2026 |
| 1078 | "Ive still only had 1 fight but I did finally get a second marriage today" noodlelizer, 2026 |
| 1079 | "There's no more pressure in my wiener, now I can play the game" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1080 | "Wait, do I still have my weird nipple?" - Moarf, 2026 |
| 1081 | "Public USB sockets are like electronic glory holes. Never know what kind of diseases you might get" - nadaira, 2026 |
| 1082 | "Chrism do the ladies ever call you the Pokeman?" - bob_dobalina2, 2026 |
| 1083 | "TI semen TS" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1084 | "BTW, I learned what 'in heat' means, because I said it to someone" - 360Heatm, 2026 |
| 1085 | "so how is that related to the expansion of your ballsack?" - gh3b, 2026 |
| 1086 | "Heard you talking shit about my tracker. Which, fair." - palex00, 2026 |
| 1087 | "I don't have the Lanky inflation thing" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1088 | "I have hundreds of them in uncircumcised condition" - ya_boiijesus, 2026 |
| 1089 | "She has seen things... she knows where your house lives" - 360 chrisCreep , during Ali's Super Princess Peach run at SGDQ, 2026 |
| 1090 | "I'm blindfolded I cannot hear you" - nasu 2026 |
| 1091 | "Buce" - noodlelizer, 2026 |
| 1092 | "cocked and loaded chrisStare " - IzumiGoto, 2026 |
| 1093 | "Ah, THAT'S the lore?! That's why we're booty hunting?!" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1094 | "Maybe I'm just made for this... born to stream, forced to cum" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1095 | " chrisWTF why did we go straight to doing me" - jpbrennan7, 2026 |
| 1096 | "How am I feeling halfway in? I wish I was all the way in." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1097 | "I'm wiggling my stick, guys" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1098 | "If I don't have to think, it's way better" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1099 | "he has the longest of all germans living in the netherlands" - gh3b, 2026 |
| 1100 | "I think there's some Goomba love to be makin'." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1101 | "If I beat hard, I'd only get hard" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1102 | "I'm used to playing from the ass position" - rowrow_, 2026 |
| 1103 | "Gamba is not about winning or losing, gamba is about chrisOoga " - Alberth, 2022 |
| 1104 | "7PRED" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1105 | "i thought you still had to wiggle your meat" -Dangers, 2026 |
| 1106 | "chejscblo" - Jvgl_2000, 2026 |
| 1107 | "I've grown... MY PENIS" - Chrism 2026, in reference to quote #187 |
| 1108 | "go assault that old person sleeping in the rightmost house" - Veegie64, 2026 |
| 1109 | "$100 to reset the rub" - noodlelizer, 2026 |
| 1110 | "Chris, have you ever watched Angela unhinge her jaw and dump an entire stockpot of soup into her mouth? It's both horrifying and impressive." - bashattack, 2026 |
| 1111 | "Tony hawk prostate?" - ya_boiijesus, 2026 |
| 1112 | "I love manhole." "I know." -Dangers and 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1113 | "all mods can on top of Chris" - Poochy00, 2026 |
| 1114 | "Chrism is the Cute Girl that car manufacturers use to advertise the car" - palex00, 2026 |
| 1115 | "Are we talking about a Buttplug Gnome? If not, ignore that question." -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1116 | "Why was 'golden shower' automodded????" - Jvgl_2000, 2026 |
| 1117 | "please submit an official complaint in the Discord channel so I can ignore it there too @360Chrism" - nielrenned, 2026 |
| 1118 | "I just discovered gravity, guys!" - 360 "Isaac Newton", 2026 |
| 1119 | "The way he elongates I can really relate to" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1120 | "I crashed a car at the age of 3" - noodlelizer, 2026 |
| 1121 | "At home, I like to go nude" -360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1122 | "jvgl and jp are kind of the mario and luigi of mods" shaunjik, 2026 |
| 1123 | "So, how've you been? Just fine, I'm streaming" - 360Chrism, seconds before the stream dies, 2026 |
| 1124 | "What does junk size mean, guys?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1125 | "watching Chrism literally altered my b" - 247tomy, 2026 |
| 1126 | "FEMALE! chrisEw ... I'm out of balls" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1127 | |
| 1128 | "damn it, i love pegging so much" - atownofcinnamon, 2026 |
| 1129 | "I prefer socks in bed so I have something to tuck my jeans into" - rowrow_, 2026 |
| 1130 | "If it's grass, it's good!" - 420Chrism, 2026 |
| 1131 | "Do I not have feet yet?" - 360Chrism, 2026 |
| 1132 | "oh my bad i had my pee pee light on already" - Dreyrr, 2026 |