| 1 | "I'm gay of course my fingers are faster" - yooglegoo |
| 2 | it's all coming up my face- abi |
| 3 | "I swallowed it all" - AbiChilli |
| 4 | "Hello nude people" - AbiChilli |
| 5 | "Because he likes to beat me" (about Jack) |
| 6 | "Time to Kill Kittens" - @AbiChilli |
| 7 | "I fuck everything" - Abichilli |
| 8 | "Hi, I'm Abi and I can't open FUCKING DOORS" - Abi |
| 9 | "Did you dye your hair again? It looks like someone's been massacred in the toilet" - Tom |
| 10 | "I tweeted when Ian fingered me, it was a rare moment" - AbiChilli |
| 11 | "I'm so drunk and wet in that gyazo" -Abichilli |
| 12 | "Zimbabwe, isn't that in New Zealand?" - @Abichilli |
| 13 | "Send me a picture of your muffins!" - Abichilli |